"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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flippinfreak

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^^^Is ageless so people can be mislead to believe he is mature
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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^^^He is the guy that just said some bad stufff about me!! Hmm its good i am under him now. His name is weird, he is probably weird himself:D. He is 22 years old, he doesnt have a house, he lives somewhere outside. He joined in april 2006 and already has 421 post, he probably sits home and post stuff that he read in Dj bible!! I fell bad for him. I also think he is 51 years old that doesnt have a wife, and hes probably GAY (dont take this stuff seriosuly).
 

flippinfreak

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^^^Knows how to make me laugh by saying things that are very untrue
<<<lives in a box and has internet access
 

Taviii

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^^^is on a distinguished road at the moment

PS this is supposed to be a fun thread, so please dont try to insult others, also please dont post if you can get offended easily by what someone else could say about you.
 

shydude

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^^ Is the one that made this weird, strange thread. I think that taviii is a very strange women. YES i think he is a she, so man can make fun of each other. And now he says not to insult anyone, SHE probably fells guilty!! Its ok taviii, we all understand you!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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^^ Hey taviii!!! Was that your boyfriend in your profile?? He is one ugly mother####!! :D
 

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^ LIkes cats. When he was a kid he had a toy cat, hes dad burned it becouse he didnt do his homework. Now hes house is full of cats. He eats em for dinner when hes gf comes. Hes is lucky becouse hes gf is from Jupiter and she doesnt know that it is illegal to eat cats in USA, well she likes cats, ok whatever, bye
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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^^ OMG he knows that I like this thread!! He is vegasguy56, Ohh and hes dream is to fry dreamx!! YA I know his dream!!
 

wavejams007

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^ seems to be an aite person.

PS
Shydude, I have more experience and game than you ever will, I just don't post about it on this site but on others. Sure I am a beginner, I am beginning to hit on your girls.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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