flippinfreak
Master Don Juan
^^^Is ageless so people can be mislead to believe he is mature
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Say something about the person above you
- Thread starter Taviii
- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
shydude
Master Don Juan
^^^He is the guy that just said some bad stufff about me!! Hmm its good i am under him now. His name is weird, he is probably weird himself
. He is 22 years old, he doesnt have a house, he lives somewhere outside. He joined in april 2006 and already has 421 post, he probably sits home and post stuff that he read in Dj bible!! I fell bad for him. I also think he is 51 years old that doesnt have a wife, and hes probably GAY (dont take this stuff seriosuly).
. He is 22 years old, he doesnt have a house, he lives somewhere outside. He joined in april 2006 and already has 421 post, he probably sits home and post stuff that he read in Dj bible!! I fell bad for him. I also think he is 51 years old that doesnt have a wife, and hes probably GAY (dont take this stuff seriosuly).flippinfreak
Master Don Juan
^^^Knows how to make me laugh by saying things that are very untrue
<<<lives in a box and has internet access
<<<lives in a box and has internet access
^^^is on a distinguished road at the moment
PS this is supposed to be a fun thread, so please dont try to insult others, also please dont post if you can get offended easily by what someone else could say about you.
PS this is supposed to be a fun thread, so please dont try to insult others, also please dont post if you can get offended easily by what someone else could say about you.
shydude
Master Don Juan
^^ Is the one that made this weird, strange thread. I think that taviii is a very strange women. YES i think he is a she, so man can make fun of each other. And now he says not to insult anyone, SHE probably fells guilty!! Its ok taviii, we all understand you!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
shydude
Master Don Juan
^^ Hey taviii!!! Was that your boyfriend in your profile?? He is one ugly mother####!!
penkitten
Master Don Juan
^ really digs this post, its his favorite
shydude
Master Don Juan
^ LIkes cats. When he was a kid he had a toy cat, hes dad burned it becouse he didnt do his homework. Now hes house is full of cats. He eats em for dinner when hes gf comes. Hes is lucky becouse hes gf is from Jupiter and she doesnt know that it is illegal to eat cats in USA, well she likes cats, ok whatever, bye
penkitten
Master Don Juan
^ doesnt know im a she?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
shydude
Master Don Juan
^^ Thats a women.
VegasGuy56
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
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Really likes this thread.
shydude
Master Don Juan
^^ OMG he knows that I like this thread!! He is vegasguy56, Ohh and hes dream is to fry dreamx!! YA I know his dream!!
Ever onward
Master Don Juan
- Joined
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^is obviously obsessed with Dreamx. What's up with that?
wavejams007
Master Don Juan
^ seems to be an aite person.
PS
Shydude, I have more experience and game than you ever will, I just don't post about it on this site but on others. Sure I am a beginner, I am beginning to hit on your girls.
PS
Shydude, I have more experience and game than you ever will, I just don't post about it on this site but on others. Sure I am a beginner, I am beginning to hit on your girls.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.