"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Say "NO" to married hos!!!!!!!!

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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DJF or John

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Yep that's it.

Most guys are confused anyway, and when their girls fvcks you, they want to get their boys and try to take you down. Hell, I had nothing to do with the shyt. It's your life that's being deluded.

Not to sound "crude" but this is one of the reasons I don't hang with many guys anyway. They are interested in a chick, I foreplay and fvck her, then they want to get pissed at me because they were "trying to get at that."
 

DJF or John

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A dude will kill your azz over a chick. You can take his car, take his money, break into his house. But smack his chick's azz and he will kill you for it.
 

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^Well that is the ultimate disrespect...

But yeah married chics young and old are some ho's.

It usually goes by the chic flirting back,then dropping the "my husband/boyfreind/fiance and I.." line in the convo after she gets your hopes and your **** up.

After you retreat,she "feels bad about last time" and wonders if you "still wanna talk to her"..

Proceed to get her number/email just so you can "talk".

"Talk"(about how he's annoying the hell outta her and how she wonders how her life would have been if she stayed single and more ****teasing sexual innuendo and possibly even her trying to get you jealous talking about his sexual prowness)for a few more weeks.

Finally run an errand together when you least expect it and BLAM..before you now it she's in you're car grabbing your **** out of nowhere and you get to **** her in his bed.

It rarley fails.

The trick is to never pull the trigger..let her come to you..
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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