"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Saw what used to be a HB8 today...what happened??

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Mr. Me said:
Oh man, I can't keep tabs on who you're talking about half the time. Can you assign them numbers or other identifying tags, besides their age? I was doing fine when you used to call them "New Year's Eve Girl" and "Butt Like A Beach Ball Girl".

Oh, now I remember. This must be "21 Year Old Hottie That You Dumped Girl". From Episode #503 of "The Days Of Nobody". Well, hey, great... you hold the rejection card on that one. since you dumped her. If she comes around and wants to give you some, spin her plate.

Yeah I dumped her then I screwed it all up and told her I regretted doing it. Now she has disappeared off the planet.

This is because I had no other options. I let the AFC out of the cage after I was doing so well. Dammit!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Hopefully this will happen to my ex and i'll be happy then.Sorry,but some girls really do deserve to be brought down to earth and taught a lesson
 
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It's a crapshoot.. some women can have 5 kids and remain skinny as a twig. Then there are females like this who become the Michelin Girl overnight without popping out a kid at all.

I wonder how she'll look after she has a kid or 2. She's done.
 

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Women get messed up cause they dont need to be in shape ... men are so desperate now that no matter how fat she gets there will always be 20 new men per week begging her for attention... I see fat women rejecting men nowadays ...
 

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I don't know if fat women get 20 men a week begging for her pvssy....
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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DonGorgon said:
Women get messed up cause they dont need to be in shape ... men are so desperate now that no matter how fat she gets there will always be 20 new men per week begging her for attention... I see fat women rejecting men nowadays ...

Yeah that's very true from what i've seen anyway.
 

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Master Bates said:
I don't know if fat women get 20 men a week begging for her pvssy....
You will be surprised at 2am on friday and saturday nights how many desperate males wil be glad to get some PU$$Y from a fatty instead of paying $$$$ or going home alone...
 
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Master Bates said:
I don't know if fat women get 20 men a week begging for her pvssy....

30 lbs overweight isn't fat anymore it's Curvy and it has become acceptable! I know some guys who say they PREFER women that way. What the hell.

Probably because they are too scared or cannot get the slim one's, so they like them chubby.
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
30 lbs overweight isn't fat anymore it's Curvy and it has become acceptable! I know some guys who say they PREFER women that way. What the hell.

Probably because they are too scared or cannot get the slim one's, so they like them chubby.
They have no choice but to prefer fatties cause they have no chance with pretty girls... Hence all the 300Lbs+ females you see out at night clubs these days...
 
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They have no choice but to prefer fatties cause they have no chance with pretty girls... Hence all the 300Lbs+ females you see out at night clubs these days...

Isn't that most of the male population. How much do you want to bet this "curvy" lady has McDonalds coupons laying around somewhere because some AFC is telling her how beautiful she is.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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My Name is Nobody said:
Isn't that most of the male population. How much do you want to bet this "curvy" lady has McDonalds coupons laying around somewhere because some AFC is telling her how beautiful she is.
Exactly..

The 2am options:

1. PU$$Y from FAtty - 50% takers
2. PU$$Y from prostitute - 40% takers
3. NO PU$$Y at all.. - 10% takers
 

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It seems most of the hottest girls you used to see walking around in high school are now ugly! Seriously, they're either pregnant, blew up, or already have two kids at the age of 25. Whats up with this phenemenon? And of course, that dorky girl you never paid attention to in Chemistry is smokin hot now! lol

Please tell me you guys have seen this.
 
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Sandow said:
It seems most of the hottest girls you used to see walking around in high school are now ugly! Seriously, they're either pregnant, blew up, or already have two kids at the age of 25. Whats up with this phenemenon? And of course, that dorky girl you never paid attention to in Chemistry is smokin hot now! lol

Please tell me you guys have seen this.

Actually I bumped into one a long time ago in a 7-11. She was the quiet ugly girl in high school and she was smoking hot. I didn't recognize her she had to remind me. I tried to get the # and she said "if only you would have asked back then".

DOH!
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
I didn't recognize her she had to remind me. I tried to get the # and she said "if only you would have asked back then".
"but, you was ugly"
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
Actually I bumped into one a long time ago in a 7-11. She was the quiet ugly girl in high school and she was smoking hot. I didn't recognize her she had to remind me. I tried to get the # and she said "if only you would have asked back then".

DOH!
Yeh well back then she was ugly and lame so oh well...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Evolution is a theory and not proven. So, I'll just stick to my own beliefs.
that right there gives us a pretty good idea of your intelligence level. The Bible, though, has been scientifically proven to be right... Oh wait, my bad, it s not proven stuff, it's right because you BELIEVE it! How convenient...
 

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drak_ool said:
that right there gives us a pretty good idea of your intelligence level. The Bible, though, has been scientifically proven to be right... Oh wait, my bad, it s not proven stuff, it's right because you BELIEVE it! How convenient...
The bible was created by men to enable them to control other men.
 

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MooseGod said:
You mean it's just a book? And here I've been up to my elbows in sand digging for the Ark of the Covenant....damn... :D
No one said to stop digging... who knows what you might find or what vision may appear to you and tell you to write it down and go tell others about what it told you etc... etc!:cool:
 

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Q. How do they get that way?

A. Vodka
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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