"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Saw the girl who took my v-card

oobm

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So last night I decided to go see the girl that took my Vcard a couple of years ago. I thought this chick was so hot, but yesterday I went to see her. I don't know what happen to her! She is definitely not as hot as I used to think. Maybe it was a bad day for her, but I wouldn't give her the time of day now. Granted I used to be a little overweight, and now I'm slim/slender. GEEZ I guess I had one itis on this girl back in the day. Anyways I definitely could have called her to come over my place, but I did not want to!

Any of you guys have stories like this before? I guess after reading and practicing asf, you have more choices in the world lol.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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piranha45

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most of the smoking-hot chicks i knew in high school have since become fat cows.
 

The Juan and only

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yes I know exactly what you're talking about. In my deperate AFC days I met a girl who (at the time) I would've rated 9/10. However, after I screwed it up and my infatuation began to fade, I realised that in reality she's more like a 6/10 max..and other guys I've asked agree.


One-itis can warp your mind.
 

DonJuanMonk

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INDEED! A girl that I used think was an HB7, a couple years later is in the same place, same look.. but looks older and is more emotionally damaged. while me, has a better job, more educational classes under the belt, and just overall better life. When women get old, man their expiration date is at age 23-24. I swear.
 
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