"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sat Night FR

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Very sad
 

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i don't get you, black... why do you continue to act so immature? this is getting annoying, so stop it before i report you.
 

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because sosuave.com has become dull
to many AFC and keyboard jockeys were have al da djs gone.

Oh and good work TACTIC on the cold approch of that girl.

in reality saturday me and my friends went to the city and we cold approched about 20 girls in 2.5 hours. Was intresting few numbers to.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I think this is hilarious. Post another one next week.
 

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lol hey omg i think i see something :eek: is it a a a OMG I THINK IT IS.... iTs a SENCE OF HUMOUR. Yes drZaius09 has a sence of humour. Your in my Cool books with Shezzler drZaius09 and Tactic dont worry your in my cool book to.

Holland YOUR NOT IN MY COOL BOOK.

You are in my enemy book an i am a Ninja so i am a very dangerous enemy BEWARE keyaaaaaaa caaaaaaa caaaaaaa
 

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because sosuave.com has become dull
to many AFC and keyboard jockeys were have al da djs gone.
You're making it worse.
 

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It might be funny if you could string two words together. But nice try.
 

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Holland YOUR NOT IN MY COOL BOOK.
Like I would give a ****

Look man. I'm just here to share experiences and I would like it if others did that too. Yeah I know what you're getting at with:

because sosuave.com has become dull
to many AFC and keyboard jockeys were have al da djs gone.
But starting topics like this isn't going to improve the boards.
With so many AFC, why not help them get it?
And Yes, it is very frustrating if you try to help people and those people just try something once (if they even try), get a bad result, and take it very serieusly and get back here 24/7 to look for a written answer that will get them instant succes.
To those people I would like to say two things:
1. It's all in the Exp.
2. Almost everything doesn't really matter.



And besides. That whole post, it's just not funny, sorry.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Once again i wasnt aiming for funny. But anyway point taken Holland i am not making the boards any better so il stop.
 
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