So.
Today my friend Tony and I (my sarging gaming buddy bro) hit up the mall to go sarging. It was the first time for both of us in like 4 months and sh!t..we were rusty as hell. Honestly, he has only done like 1 legit sarge where he has seriously gone for the number and stuff. I've obviously done more....but i digest...
It was fvcking hard man..I forgot how hard aa has me by the balls. Like not as bad as it used to obviously but it got bad haha. We like walked around and ate food doing a couple of blow outs and random **** until we got serious.
We decided to play a game, one that I recommend to everyone who is sarging with a wing. You give your wing $10, or any amount (the more the better) and then set the parameters.
We had 30 minutes to get our money back. $1 back for a blow out opener and $5 for a legit approach and convo that lasts at least 30 seconds. We both got all our money back, and then we played again, cutting the time down to 10 minutes. Honestly, it was one of the greatest fvcking motivations.....we were getting so in-state. At one point we walked into this store because he was going to get this hired gun, but then pussed, so when it was my turn I went back to her even though she had already seen us in there and she was like "oh back again?" I responded with: "Ok listen, I'm obviously not in here to buy any clothign and I'm not going to buy anythin..I just thought you were really cute and had to say hi, what's your name?" Then some small convo ensued, but nothing important.
After this I was really feeling it and fvckign AA DISAPPEARED. We were just walking and I was randomly like, yo that is a beautiful girl bro....she was in a 4 set and I just turned around and approached..I was so confident and composed and I even managed to isolate her with the psychic **** and after like 3 mins got her number. She is in town until tomorrow at like 4 because she is in water pollo state or some ****......
She was fvcking hot so i called her at like 9:30 to try to get an insta date.
She was at a hotel with her team and said: "you know, I think my entire team knows who you are because they said they like saw you on t he bridge thing and they all think you're really hot!! you were wearing a stripped shirt right?" I was like....dope..
So she invited me over to hot tub at her ****ing hotel and **** is so on..but i'm fvcking butt hurt because my dad *****ed me out and said i couldn't do **** and had to be home by 12 and got mad at me for being a failure etc... so that **** pissed me off.....The convo left off with the girl where like she was going to get the address and i was guna see if my friend could get me a ride....I tried calling her at like 11 to tell her i couldn't make it but she didn't answer..and then tried texting her from my email: "Hey Jordan, I can't make it tonight." No response......sooooooooooooooooooo i'm super butt hurt to the max.
I'll prolly try to talk to her at like 9 in the ****ing morning tomorrow because I wana hook up with her sooo bad, she had nice tits..
So that's my sarging ****, we were in the field for literally like 4 and a half hours, so much fun dude...like literally i would pick to go sarging over almost anything!!
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Today my friend Tony and I (my sarging gaming buddy bro) hit up the mall to go sarging. It was the first time for both of us in like 4 months and sh!t..we were rusty as hell. Honestly, he has only done like 1 legit sarge where he has seriously gone for the number and stuff. I've obviously done more....but i digest...
It was fvcking hard man..I forgot how hard aa has me by the balls. Like not as bad as it used to obviously but it got bad haha. We like walked around and ate food doing a couple of blow outs and random **** until we got serious.
We decided to play a game, one that I recommend to everyone who is sarging with a wing. You give your wing $10, or any amount (the more the better) and then set the parameters.
We had 30 minutes to get our money back. $1 back for a blow out opener and $5 for a legit approach and convo that lasts at least 30 seconds. We both got all our money back, and then we played again, cutting the time down to 10 minutes. Honestly, it was one of the greatest fvcking motivations.....we were getting so in-state. At one point we walked into this store because he was going to get this hired gun, but then pussed, so when it was my turn I went back to her even though she had already seen us in there and she was like "oh back again?" I responded with: "Ok listen, I'm obviously not in here to buy any clothign and I'm not going to buy anythin..I just thought you were really cute and had to say hi, what's your name?" Then some small convo ensued, but nothing important.
After this I was really feeling it and fvckign AA DISAPPEARED. We were just walking and I was randomly like, yo that is a beautiful girl bro....she was in a 4 set and I just turned around and approached..I was so confident and composed and I even managed to isolate her with the psychic **** and after like 3 mins got her number. She is in town until tomorrow at like 4 because she is in water pollo state or some ****......
She was fvcking hot so i called her at like 9:30 to try to get an insta date.
She was at a hotel with her team and said: "you know, I think my entire team knows who you are because they said they like saw you on t he bridge thing and they all think you're really hot!! you were wearing a stripped shirt right?" I was like....dope..
So she invited me over to hot tub at her ****ing hotel and **** is so on..but i'm fvcking butt hurt because my dad *****ed me out and said i couldn't do **** and had to be home by 12 and got mad at me for being a failure etc... so that **** pissed me off.....The convo left off with the girl where like she was going to get the address and i was guna see if my friend could get me a ride....I tried calling her at like 11 to tell her i couldn't make it but she didn't answer..and then tried texting her from my email: "Hey Jordan, I can't make it tonight." No response......sooooooooooooooooooo i'm super butt hurt to the max.
I'll prolly try to talk to her at like 9 in the ****ing morning tomorrow because I wana hook up with her sooo bad, she had nice tits..
So that's my sarging ****, we were in the field for literally like 4 and a half hours, so much fun dude...like literally i would pick to go sarging over almost anything!!
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