"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sarging with pseudonyms?

The Iron Chef

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Do you guys use your real names when you sarge?

I wonder if the seduction gurus like Mystery, Bishop, and Gunwitch use their pseudonyms when they do it.

I'm trying to figure out whether I should use "Iron Chef" when I sarge. I can say something like "I'm Aaron, but my friends call me Iron Chef". I can even do a routine based on it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Boner da Stoner

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I use Boner:p and any other name... big johnson, bob, **** smith
 

doctor

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If I said I'm 'The Doctor' then I'd better have a lot of doctor who routines prepared.

Hell I could even tell her she looks like a daleck and every time she makes a snidy remark about anyone or anything all night I could chorus 'Exterminate! Exterminate!"
 
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