"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sarge turns out to be a Escort

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A few days ago I went sarging with a friend of mine in a (london) bar in glamourous part of the city. Saw a young (polish) babe there with a friend smoking so I approached and small talked and we eventually joined thier table.

There was a good vibe , teased them quite a bit, kino, found out the babe was a make-up artist who visited rich clients and her friend was currently unemployed. Got her cell number for a future meet.

The very next day my friend sent me a picture of her in a sexy pose and i wondered how he got this.

He actually found a site of her ; a escort one with gallaries and rates and stuff, then there was a link on there to her friend, turns out shes a another escort too, and they both do threesomes, lol.

Should i continue this as a sarge and meet up or are these girls gonna suggest $$$ sex. My perverted friend has told me in 3-4 weeks time he wants to pay to **ck her. Anyone else sarged a ho without realising it? What to do?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Hmmm... I've watched couple of programs that interviewed escort girls and they seem to be like they want to keep their job and private life strictly separated.

I would try to get it free and if she says she is taking money from it I would deny saying "I don't wanna disrespect you or anything, but I don't pay for sex" or something like that.

If you get to bone her for the christ sakes remember to use a condom! ;)
 
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The good escorts in London and Manchester you pay an arm and a leg for... now as much as these girls are high on my list to ****, I'm not droppin £500 on her so I can get some...

Never rule out the possibility of her givin it up for free tho... if you want to extend it further into a relationship of sorts just make sure you've got $$$$$ because if you want her out of the escort game, she's gonna really miss that money
 
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if they lied about their professions I don't think they'd be expecting you to pay for sex in a 'strictly business' fashion....take up the offer and if they do end up asking for money just next em'....take advantage man, good for a thrill
 
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LOL, fvcken hilarious. By the way, that line by Hot Ice was genious - run that on her if you get to see her on a date again, and carefully gauge her reaction. If she flinches, you'll know it's the girl from the escort ad - she will flinch because she realizes that she trades sex for money, and is instantly worried that you might "know" about her activities. But don't let on that you know, if you want to hit that puss. I would love to know how this all goes down, if you are able to get a date with her.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If you think strippers have problems, then try dating an escort (euphemism for prostitue or hooker). A girl has to have some issues to do that. They can be sweet and appear "normal" on the surface but there is some serious issues there.
 
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I'd thought i'd report an update

Ive since met her twice. Both times I just had to happen to be around and was either with my friend or she was there with her friend.

The latter time I turned up without any money and suggested she buy me a drink. (Remembering she charges alot for dinner dates and is probably quite well off) She refused - as I guess I had told her before women buy me drinks in a jokey way, and I think her friend was there so she mightve looked silly.

I think she is interested in 'dating' and such and would try to (initially atleast) withhold her true profession
 
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That was almost 2 months ago, man. When you said you had an update, I thought you had an update.
 
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Go hit that ***** and after you do tell her you know all about her "job" haha.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by Unbridled_1
That was almost 2 months ago, man. When you said you had an update, I thought you had an update.
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Originally posted by blue17
That was almost 2 months ago, man. When you said you had an update, I thought you had an update.
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These guys have a good point.

So rather than donkey-punching the prostitue, let me Donkey-punch you. I'll charge half of what the wh0re would make you pay.
 
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