"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Sandra Fluke

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Am I alone in thinking Sandra Fluke looks like a lesbian? she's quite hard on the eyes in this mans honest opinion. I am having a hard time believing she's getting all this d*ck she claims to be getting. she must be paying guys good money to sleep with her or promising to do their homework in law school or something. I feel like even more of a loser now knowing this ugly girl has a more active sex life then I do.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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You need to understand: girls uglier than her have the opportunity to get laid pretty much any time they want. There are always guys who bang anything which moves.

The fact she is a law student at Georgetown speaks volumes because the male-to-female ratio in DC is outrageously skewed towards a sausage market. A bar in DC may have 3 guys to 1 chick. So no, she probably doesn't have a problem getting laid.
 

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Deep Dish said:
You need to understand: girls uglier than her have the opportunity to get laid pretty much any time they want. There are always guys who bang anything which moves.

The fact she is a law student at Georgetown speaks volumes because the male-to-female ratio in DC is outrageously skewed towards a sausage market. A bar in DC may have 3 guys to 1 chick. So no, she probably doesn't have a problem getting laid.
Serious? A girl with her body would be very easy to bed sure...But whoever would fvck that must be at least 10 drinks in.
 

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Robert28 said:
Am I alone in thinking Sandra Fluke looks like a lesbian? she's quite hard on the eyes in this mans honest opinion. I am having a hard time believing she's getting all this d*ck she claims to be getting. she must be paying guys good money to sleep with her or promising to do their homework in law school or something. I feel like even more of a loser now knowing this ugly girl has a more active sex life then I do.
Annoying as it is...it is important to remember girls have a 3hb point advantage over guys in terms of options..

Just having a pvzzy makes a girl a 'star' in the eyes of emasculated men

...an hb 6 girl has the SAME NUMBER OF OPTIONS in a club as a hb 9 guy.

this is one of the most disturbing aspects of the pvzzified age we live in. A put together, clean cut gucci-ied out hb8 dude will have a harder time pulling than a nerdgirl 5-6 chick with reasonable t!ts and a big azz who is dressed to fvck.
 

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Robert28 said:
Am I alone in thinking Sandra Fluke looks like a lesbian? she's quite hard on the eyes in this mans honest opinion. I am having a hard time believing she's getting all this d*ck she claims to be getting. she must be paying guys good money to sleep with her or promising to do their homework in law school or something. I feel like even more of a loser now knowing this ugly girl has a more active sex life then I do.
Yes she looks like a lesbian. But. I don't think she said she was getting d1ck. I think she said she used contraceptives. Some women do use them for other reasons than sex. Also as a women's rights, feminist spokesperson, she was possibly being disingenuous in her statement of using them at all. That was the bit that everyone latched on to and got all emotional about.

"I'm an American woman who uses contraceptives," Fluke said, when asked Thursday by Rep. Elijah Cummings, D-Md., about her qualifications to speak on the issue.

That's not technically saying she gets d1ck. Just that she uses some form of contraceptive. Which could mean anything. This is politics afterall. Let's do some critical thinking and not conform to the mindless media Left/Right group think.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Warrior74 said:
Yes she looks like a lesbian. But. I don't think she said she was getting d1ck. I think she said she used contraceptives. Some women do use them for other reasons than sex. Also as a women's rights, feminist spokesperson, she was possibly being disingenuous in her statement of using them at all. That was the bit that everyone latched on to and got all emotional about.




That's not technically saying she gets d1ck. Just that she uses some form of contraceptive. Which could mean anything. This is politics afterall. Let's do some critical thinking and not conform to the mindless media Left/Right group think.
I think the main issue with this Sandra Fluke and slut issue was not that contraceptives = slvt, but correct me if I'm wrong the issue at hand was that she was asking for so much money for contraceptives, it was basically like asking for 5 condoms a day. I think thats when Rush called her a slvt. If that's true then I do agree with Rush because Sandra is asking American taxpayers to pay for that much birth control which is insane...

Fluke can get as much d!ck as she wants, I just don't understand paying for enough contraception for a woman to get fvcked 5 times a day, everyday for a year.
 

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Maybe she's just ugly?
 

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amoka said:
"Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder"

that's what ugly people say to make themselves feel better about being ugly. just like fat women say "I can always lose weight but....." well do it then! quit talking about it!
 

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Uh, my guess is that 100% of you would do her and ask for seconds. Just where do you boys live? She is better than average looking for America.

http://mommylife.net/archives/2012/03/01/sandra fluke.jpg
Sandra...
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Sorority "chicks". Uh, they are actually MUCH better than what you find on most American campuses. I suffered through years of undergrad and graduate school wondering why I didn't find such females attractive.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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