WasteManagement
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Okay, i'm gonna try to make this ****ing question (and details) as lean, and as relevant as possible.
I hate when people put irrelevant **** "so i was eating a sandwhich and..."
Chick sits next to me 1st day of class. Fine. Nothing wrong from sitting anywhere.
For a while, i never really said **** to her, or anyone for that matter. She did catch my eye tho and pull my balls due to her looks.
After a week of debating with my mind (after reading as much as i can on this site, this is a WRONG thing to ****ing do) whether to even bother talking to her or not, I inserted a character into my brain called "AntiPuss".
As soon as i started having a committee meeting in my brain whilst sitting next to her with the discussion (should i bother?), antipuss made me just turn and ****ing talk. Fine, great. Went fine. Laughed at almost everything i said (it confuses me as to try to figure out whether shes just being nice and laughing, or is interested. This forum says i shouldnt even think about it).
As i go to class more, she just starts talking to me more and more, and without me talking to her 1st sometimes. Such as "i left my folder at home.. i feel so airheaded. i always check to make sure i have my purse, bra, but i still 4got my folder"
me= "u should just tie it on a string and wear the ****. could be intrusive tho."
IMo, went alright. She also tends to laugh at the dumb **** i say, even if its under my breath and i dont think she hears it. fine.. Another relevant action was when the chick in front of her turned around asked about a paper I got an A on. The target i noticed out of the corner of my eye, ****ing studied (these forums speak gold) my conversation with the chick in front. And busted out laughing when i made the other feel dumb for asking a dumb question (since she didnt look things over).
Unfortunately, i had not even known about this forum at the time, so the ***** side took over. And i concocted a plan to acquire her number.
This involved a crappy lie about how i needed to be absent next time, and i would need the HW. (college). She of course gave it to me, because thats a damn good excuse. (altho aint manly at ****ing all)
I texted her and told her i actually was coming a day later, and that i would see her in class (only 1 or 2 messages).
Next class, same ****. Except this time she walked with me outta nowhere, when she usually goes the opposite way. This caught me sorta off guard. I talked my normal ****, and say bye in the end (after we reach a walk-way intersection and she says "im going this way"). I realize my error here, was not asking her the **** out like a godamn man.
I text her 3 days later (man do u ****ers stress not to text, and u know the **** wut? i agree with it. its such a wuss medium of communication, but it ate me up inside that i didnt do **** that day, so i thought by trying to text her, it'll help)
I ask her her major, u know usual crappy ****. she answers normally, and i talk my ****. 1 response was "lol your funny.." At the end after asking yet another question (after reading, ive come to the conclusion i may have asked too many ****ing questions). she didnt answer. 4 hours later i conclude and say "iight i'll talk to u another day, hope i didnt piss u off too much"
she replies "im not pissed, im just at work"
This made it apparent to me that texting is not a good medium at ****ing all. I can say anything i want via text, but only ****ing facial expressions can seal the ****ing platform for which the words stand on. Im gonna boycott it.
2 days after, i text again and say "happy easter, how the **** was your day?"
She responds just "happy easter to you too!". Not responding to the 2nd question. I just leave it at that, and i dont respond or ask again.
Now, i know my errors. I should have just ****ing asked her and been a ball toting man the time she walked with me outta nowhere. Shouldnt have got all iffy, and texted her. I actually shoulda talked to her WAAAAY before i actually did, but im glad i'm at least pushing forward, instead of idling.
My question to you (im assuming men who ****ing know this and dont even consider it a big deal anymore): should i ask her the **** out? or should i just next? Have i burnt the chances?
I hate when people put irrelevant **** "so i was eating a sandwhich and..."
Chick sits next to me 1st day of class. Fine. Nothing wrong from sitting anywhere.
For a while, i never really said **** to her, or anyone for that matter. She did catch my eye tho and pull my balls due to her looks.
After a week of debating with my mind (after reading as much as i can on this site, this is a WRONG thing to ****ing do) whether to even bother talking to her or not, I inserted a character into my brain called "AntiPuss".
As soon as i started having a committee meeting in my brain whilst sitting next to her with the discussion (should i bother?), antipuss made me just turn and ****ing talk. Fine, great. Went fine. Laughed at almost everything i said (it confuses me as to try to figure out whether shes just being nice and laughing, or is interested. This forum says i shouldnt even think about it).
As i go to class more, she just starts talking to me more and more, and without me talking to her 1st sometimes. Such as "i left my folder at home.. i feel so airheaded. i always check to make sure i have my purse, bra, but i still 4got my folder"
me= "u should just tie it on a string and wear the ****. could be intrusive tho."
IMo, went alright. She also tends to laugh at the dumb **** i say, even if its under my breath and i dont think she hears it. fine.. Another relevant action was when the chick in front of her turned around asked about a paper I got an A on. The target i noticed out of the corner of my eye, ****ing studied (these forums speak gold) my conversation with the chick in front. And busted out laughing when i made the other feel dumb for asking a dumb question (since she didnt look things over).
Unfortunately, i had not even known about this forum at the time, so the ***** side took over. And i concocted a plan to acquire her number.
This involved a crappy lie about how i needed to be absent next time, and i would need the HW. (college). She of course gave it to me, because thats a damn good excuse. (altho aint manly at ****ing all)
I texted her and told her i actually was coming a day later, and that i would see her in class (only 1 or 2 messages).
Next class, same ****. Except this time she walked with me outta nowhere, when she usually goes the opposite way. This caught me sorta off guard. I talked my normal ****, and say bye in the end (after we reach a walk-way intersection and she says "im going this way"). I realize my error here, was not asking her the **** out like a godamn man.
I text her 3 days later (man do u ****ers stress not to text, and u know the **** wut? i agree with it. its such a wuss medium of communication, but it ate me up inside that i didnt do **** that day, so i thought by trying to text her, it'll help)
I ask her her major, u know usual crappy ****. she answers normally, and i talk my ****. 1 response was "lol your funny.." At the end after asking yet another question (after reading, ive come to the conclusion i may have asked too many ****ing questions). she didnt answer. 4 hours later i conclude and say "iight i'll talk to u another day, hope i didnt piss u off too much"
she replies "im not pissed, im just at work"
This made it apparent to me that texting is not a good medium at ****ing all. I can say anything i want via text, but only ****ing facial expressions can seal the ****ing platform for which the words stand on. Im gonna boycott it.
2 days after, i text again and say "happy easter, how the **** was your day?"
She responds just "happy easter to you too!". Not responding to the 2nd question. I just leave it at that, and i dont respond or ask again.
Now, i know my errors. I should have just ****ing asked her and been a ball toting man the time she walked with me outta nowhere. Shouldnt have got all iffy, and texted her. I actually shoulda talked to her WAAAAY before i actually did, but im glad i'm at least pushing forward, instead of idling.
My question to you (im assuming men who ****ing know this and dont even consider it a big deal anymore): should i ask her the **** out? or should i just next? Have i burnt the chances?
