"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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navyseal2101

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Alright thanks alot. No more advice from friends. Also incase this helps I take a multivitamin and fish oil.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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safe steroid= 1-3 dozen raw eggs a day
 

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EFFORT said:
safe steroid= 1-3 dozen raw eggs a day
safe, legal, cheap and anabolic.. what else d'you need*. :D

*well, 2-3lbs of red meat too...
 

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bigshot said:
Dude, at 16 your testosterone levels should be through the roof naturally ... wouldnt be suprised if you get hard-ons every 20mins as a result of that :crackup:

Anyways jokes aside

If you've just started working out then do everything properly (i.e. diet & rest) and you should be making gains in no time. Make a journal!
Listen 2 WBA...he knows his sh!t
I get hard-ons every 20mins and i'm 28. :crackup:

But seriously, dont jack with that shyt. Not to mention you have to figure out from the 100s out there what you plan on taking, amounts, and then all the good stuff about estrogen conversion, and the whole nine yards. This means detection times too incase you ever get tested. And if you do and you are on one with a 18 months detection time, YOU ARE SCREWED.

Eat, Eat, and Eat, and dont worry about roids. Not a smart idea at that age.
 

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Ok so your 16 and are taking steriods?

Ummm.

Ummm.

I really don't know what to say :S
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Btw... when I said eat, and you want a good snack, make the muscle muffins I posted about once and eat these.

I am going to make some today.

Search for the post and find the recipe. You'll have to get your stuff from the health food store, but it will be the best investment you made as long as you eat one with each meal.
 

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I just wonder how many of the people responding have actually taken steroids?
 

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TheSplat said:
I just wonder how many of the people responding have actually taken steroids?
I have, and I have taken HGH.

I had to take both though for medical reasons back in the 90s. Test propionate for getting me a jump with puberty and then HGH I had to take to grow since I was HGH deficient.

But besides that, I have not taken them.
 

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Could not resist myself actually seeing that the point of discussion here is about the steroids. Well I have some bitter experience with these and cant imagine someone saying there are safe steroids. Well some of you may call I have become totally biased to this and I would have no hesitation in admitting the same. How can I forget the long one month bed rest I had to undergo just because of this it brings me nightmares now when I hear about it!
 
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