"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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sad sad day at work

SikWitIt

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So my xbox 360 died yesterday i got the 3 red lights of death an i also broke up with my g/f which i really dont care. Im more worried about my 360 wtf am i suppose to do with myself now? Im thinkin of getting back with her just so she can buy me a new one is that wrong?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Wow, girls who gives expensive gifts... haven't been with one for a while.

Maybe that's why I need some new clothes. :crackup:
 

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I have heard microsoft is replacing all red ringed 360's for free + shipping. Also never get back with ex's for any reason, unless she is the last woman on earth, that is acceptable.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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SikWitIt said:
So my xbox 360 died yesterday i got the 3 red lights of death. Im more worried about my 360
Did you get it at costco, u can exchange as many times as you want in a span of years.
 
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