so I just thought of this. If your ever at a chicks house and you need to take a s*it what do you do? I mean I dont mind taking a s*it but when I s*it it stinks.What should I do about the smell? Anyone here have any good tips?
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You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
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LOL. This is gonna be one of those funny threads! Ever tried the "flush-as-you-go" method? As soon as one hits the water, flush.
Leaves not a trace in the air. Of course she might wonder why you just flushed the toilet 7 times in a row, but hey...no smell, right?
Only other thing I can think of is to take a dump, then take a shower right after(if it's a girl you're comfortable enough with to take showers at her house). By the time you get out the shower, the smell is gone. Of course that only works if you've been out all day and it seems to make sense to take a shower. You wouldn't want to do that if you just showed up and it's 11:00am!
The worst to me is laying in bed with a girl and having to rip one, but just holding it in. You know it's going to come out in your sleep anyway.
Leaves not a trace in the air. Of course she might wonder why you just flushed the toilet 7 times in a row, but hey...no smell, right?
Only other thing I can think of is to take a dump, then take a shower right after(if it's a girl you're comfortable enough with to take showers at her house). By the time you get out the shower, the smell is gone. Of course that only works if you've been out all day and it seems to make sense to take a shower. You wouldn't want to do that if you just showed up and it's 11:00am!
The worst to me is laying in bed with a girl and having to rip one, but just holding it in. You know it's going to come out in your sleep anyway.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
but when I s*it it stinks.
No way! Me too!
No way! Me too!
You take a sh1t, use deodorizer, then take a shower. Oh she'll know what you doing in there. Being clean like that means you can pretty much escalate with her. She'll be turned on.
It's another thing if her room is right next to her bathroom, with no more than a thin dry wall separating the two.
I don't have to take sh1t that often. Except when I eat fruit and other fiber. Maybe adjusting diet?
It's another thing if her room is right next to her bathroom, with no more than a thin dry wall separating the two.
I don't have to take sh1t that often. Except when I eat fruit and other fiber. Maybe adjusting diet?
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
jesusrules
Senior Don Juan
lmao
wow thats a tough question lol.
wow thats a tough question lol.
Wait... Let me get this straight... You're telling him to eat poorly so he doesn't have to **** as often?
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to OP: Try making it a habit of ****ting first thing in the morning, that way this problem will never arise, and we won't have to answer silly questions.
Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
Dude...
Actually shyt isn't really supposed to STINK to high heaven. No, it's not really supposed to smell like roses either, but foul smelling shyt is the product of a diet that needs to be modified.
Probably too much meat (especially pork and beef). That stuff stays in your system an extremely lengthy amount of time. And the longer is stays IN, the worse it's gonna smell when you let it out. Think of this way:
You know how you may leave a hamburger sitting on your kitchen table for an hour or so? I'm sure it still smells appetizing. But think if you left it sitting there for 3 days???? I'm pretty sure the smell would be FAR LESS than appetizing then. lol
But the answer is more fiber, more water (juice and soft drinks DON'T count), and generally a better diet with more fruits and vegetables as opposed to MEAT and junk food.
But having said ALL that. Here's an idea to help you in the short run. Learn a lesson from the chicks themselves:
Many of them carry a small bottle of SPRAY cologne with them at all times for situations JUST like you mentioned. I have known of many women to leave out of my bathroom and a fresh burst of their cologne/perfume comes wafting out of there behind them. lol
Peace...
Actually shyt isn't really supposed to STINK to high heaven. No, it's not really supposed to smell like roses either, but foul smelling shyt is the product of a diet that needs to be modified.
Probably too much meat (especially pork and beef). That stuff stays in your system an extremely lengthy amount of time. And the longer is stays IN, the worse it's gonna smell when you let it out. Think of this way:
You know how you may leave a hamburger sitting on your kitchen table for an hour or so? I'm sure it still smells appetizing. But think if you left it sitting there for 3 days???? I'm pretty sure the smell would be FAR LESS than appetizing then. lol
But the answer is more fiber, more water (juice and soft drinks DON'T count), and generally a better diet with more fruits and vegetables as opposed to MEAT and junk food.
But having said ALL that. Here's an idea to help you in the short run. Learn a lesson from the chicks themselves:
Many of them carry a small bottle of SPRAY cologne with them at all times for situations JUST like you mentioned. I have known of many women to leave out of my bathroom and a fresh burst of their cologne/perfume comes wafting out of there behind them. lol
Peace...
Heart Break Kid
Master Don Juan
Matches are good. I'm unsure if you'd have to worry about methane being highly flammable. Probably not a concern.
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Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
boy you need to eat more greens.
I've heard that vegetarian sh*t stinks even more. I don't know though, I'm not a vegetarian.
Maybe one day we'll all have those high-tech toilets that are commonplace in Japan where there are fans inside the toilet that suck out the odor before it even leaves the bowl. Then again, maybe we are way too anal(no pun intended) of a society and just need to accept the fact that we are like any other animals and there's nothing wrong with sh*t stanking and it's nothing to be embarassed about. I saw this thing on TV where they were talking about toilets in ancient Rome and basically all toilets were public and out in the open. Going to take a sh*t was like going to a coffee shop. You'd sit on these holes in the public outdoor toilet and socialize while sh*tting. I think they were even co-ed.
Maybe one day we'll all have those high-tech toilets that are commonplace in Japan where there are fans inside the toilet that suck out the odor before it even leaves the bowl. Then again, maybe we are way too anal(no pun intended) of a society and just need to accept the fact that we are like any other animals and there's nothing wrong with sh*t stanking and it's nothing to be embarassed about. I saw this thing on TV where they were talking about toilets in ancient Rome and basically all toilets were public and out in the open. Going to take a sh*t was like going to a coffee shop. You'd sit on these holes in the public outdoor toilet and socialize while sh*tting. I think they were even co-ed.
Here's the second dilemma to the original posters question. So let's say you're at your girls house, take a dump, and then you see there's streaks at the bottom of the toilet. You look for a scrub brush, and there ain't one. You flush the toilet a couple more times and it's still there. Now whatcha gonna do?
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penkitten
Master Don Juan
clean the toliet?speakeasy said:
What do you do if you are in this situation???speakeasy said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_UgnqOgqUE