:S I Hate this problem... HELP!!!

[theshist]

Aight... I expect ya'll are gunna laugh, but here's the deal: I got this scale 10 redhead on the 3rd date now, and we're heading to the beach late one night this week, but I've got one slight problem.... The "flagpole" goes up way to easy when I'm around this chick, I'm afraid of seein her in her bikini... *boing* All she has to do is hold my hand, and the tent's up. I just know I'm gunna end up walkin around with a place for her to hang her hat. WTF do I do, or what is wrong with me!? Is there such thing as anti-viagra!?

Help!

 

[payaya]

eheehe very funny! well wear black shorts is the only thing i can come up with. Or maybe tape your penis down to your stomache?

 

[theshist]

Originally posted by payaya
eheehe very funny! well wear black shorts is the only thing i can come up with. Or maybe tape your penis down to your stomache?

yea... but water and tape don't mix :S lol

 

[payaya]

yeah wrap the tape right around your waist, bout 3-4 revolutions should be enough?

 

[theshist]

lmfao! you say it like its a science.... ducttape?*daaaang... ow, dang!* rotfl.. but aight.. i'll give it a shot... any other suggestions?

 

[Slickster]

Wear some jeans that aren't too loose and "adjust" yourself so that its pointing straight up. The jeans should hold you tight to your body.

That way its not sticking out too much. You could also wear a shirt thats a little longer.

Great problem. I love it when chicks give me hard-ons like that.

 

[payaya]

i'll love to have your problem! Ill gladly show it off!

 

[theshist]

jeans? 85 degrees @ the beach to swim in? I dunno.. would look suspicious if ya ask me :S

 

[MDgood]

Dude, are you like 15 years old or something?

 

[theshist]

18, y? wots the difference?

 

[payaya]

he is implying your a horny little devil!

im a type of guy where if im on a boner, and i was sort of with a chick, i would have no problems with it, maybe even nudge her a bit with it! a lot of chicks like a boner being rubbed on them!

 

[payaya]

he is implying your a horny little devil!

im a type of guy where if im on a boner, and i was sort of with a chick, i would have no problems with it, maybe even nudge her a bit with it! a lot of chicks like a boner being rubbed on them!

 

[payaya]

its a mental thing i guess you have to deal with. The more you think about it the more likely its going to happen. Its sort of like mental impotance where if your worried about going down its most likely going to happen.

Just dont think about it, just relax, taking deap breaths help a lot.

Or the duct tape as the last solution

 

[kevbo]

dude, now you've got me worried. i've got a date to the new swimming pool in town this friday, and i've got the same problem. i didn't realize that when i first said i'd go, but now i've remembered. just try to focus on not getting horny. that works for me.

 

[theshist]

Goodluck Kevbo, I'll give the psych thing a try..... Cold showers, baseball, cars.... anything but her nude... its gunna be hard. Thanks, and if there are any OTHER ideas, help out!

 

[trajhenkhet]

Dude, its naturally. So what if she sees it. She knows your a man. And even though you would think its vulgar on some level its sort of a compliment if one sits down to think about it.

 

[Bonhomme]

My heart bleeds for you

Don't sweat it.

Perhaps wear relatively loose-fitting trunks.

Have fun!

 

[Blaaaaat]

Easy, just put on a tight swim-speedo, over this you put some shorts...(i don't know the english word for the short, but it's like a boxer-short for swimming.)

 

[topdog3853]

As Ben Stiller did in "There's something about Mary", clean the pipes out before you go and pick her up. That should keep you calm for about an hour..lol