"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

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Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Russia - traffic cameras & radar

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In Russia Putin is about to sign legislature that will require a sign to be placed some distance prior to traffic cameras and radar. Let's say for example some traffic cops want to use speed radar, they now would have to place a sign some distance prior to where they are working.

Let's say there is traffic camera that catches red light runners. There should be a sign before this intersection warning of the camera.

Let's say there is some stationary speed radar, sign prior car entering its zone!

Anything camera and anything radar should have a sign warning about those being used! F`ck the police! We love freedom!



Soon we are going to embargo United States for human rights violations. Mr Obama bring down this wall!!!!
 

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Haven't I said that you're a faggot?

Listen, I f`cked your momma. I know in America that don't mean anything to you fem boys. Come to Russia, I'll make you disappear little fag.

Have respect for yourself and don't post where I post. Piece of sh`t fag.
 
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backseatjuan said:
In Russia Putin is about to sign legislature that will require a sign to be placed some distance prior to traffic cameras and radar. Let's say for example some traffic cops want to use speed radar, they now would have to place a sign some distance prior to where they are working.

Let's say there is traffic camera that catches red light runners. There should be a sign before this intersection warning of the camera.

Let's say there is some stationary speed radar, sign prior car entering its zone!

Anything camera and anything radar should have a sign warning about those being used! F`ck the police! We love freedom!



Soon we are going to embargo United States for human rights violations. Mr Obama bring down this wall!!!!
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That's already done here. People just slow down and then speed up again. :wave: :whistle:
 
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