"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Running out of sperm???

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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penkitten

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you make it as you go don't you?
now whether or not it can fertilize an egg is another story, and some guys do get stressed out and have a "low" sperm count.
 

Purple-Haze

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slaog said:
Is it possible. A man who was firing blanks told his doctor about his sexual past and the doctor told him he used up all his sperm!!????

I know women have a limited amount of eggs but didn't think men could run out of sperm. Is this possible??
A man does not "run out" of sperm. Once it starts, sperm production continues till death.
 

Crazy Asian

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sperm is constantly being created by ur body.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Axcell

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DonGorgon said:
Having no sperm is a good thing i dont see how folks can afford kids with these high gas prices....
LOL.
 

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Fvcking lmao man, I cracked up when I saw the thread's title
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The second time my mother walked in on me pulling my man hose she told me that if I ever wanted to have children I should slow up. Of course I didn't believe her, but I think it is the normal line that parents tell their kids when they walk in on them.
 
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