heres a good one, walk through life like your escaping the police. I've used this many times, usually because I really am. It's a great conversation starter when u see a girl and she asks you what your looking behind your back at and creates instant attraction if you know how to play the bad boy role right.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
LuckyDevil6
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Agreed.. no one likes the guys going to prision.. besides big mike :kick: 
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lmao...lets go field test this and see what we get
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I tell the girl straight up that I'm fugitive and I'm running from the law cause I'm a pedophile. That gets their panties all wet.
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I wear a tracking device on my left ankle and tell women that I'm required to inform them of my registered sex offender status.
Also, I stay up all night so my eyes are all bloodshot and baggy. Sometimes I randomly pull out a pistol and fire a shot into a telephone pole.
You can BET I'm soakin' some panties!!!
Also, I stay up all night so my eyes are all bloodshot and baggy. Sometimes I randomly pull out a pistol and fire a shot into a telephone pole.
You can BET I'm soakin' some panties!!!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
spider_007
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