"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Rough Pvssy=Had an Abortion

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This may not be the most useful tip in the world, but it's a recent revelation of mine.

When you finger a girl, if the inside of her vagina feels rough and textured instead of smooth, that's because she's had an abortion. The rougher it is, the more she's had. It's the scar tissue from scraping out the fetus.

The only exception to this rule is if she's had a miscarriage. The procedure for cleaning up the mess is called a "medical abortion," and it's really the same thing.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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this seems like a suspect assumption. Vag's are all different depending on girl. You sure you are not feeling the g-spot? It can feel bumpy when it gets filled up, and its a bit different on everyone.
 

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I base it on being in a lot of vaginas :) I'm at the point now where a girl can mention later on that she had an abortion, and I have to bite my tongue not to respond "yeah, I can tell."

Abortions do create scar tissue. Any gyno doc can tell you that. Sometimes the scar tissue can be on the cervix, which makes it harder for the girl to get pregnant again.
 

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i dont think I have ever touched a post-abortion vagina, so I suppose I am happily ignorant on this subject!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Bible_Belt said:
This may not be the most useful tip in the world, but it's a recent revelation of mine.

When you finger a girl, if the inside of her vagina feels rough and textured instead of smooth, that's because she's had an abortion. The rougher it is, the more she's had. It's the scar tissue from scraping out the fetus.

The only exception to this rule is if she's had a miscarriage. The procedure for cleaning up the mess is called a "medical abortion," and it's really the same thing.
Thinking about all of the women I have fingerd now.... :confused:

Are you talking like smaller bumps that feel more like a mole, or bigger ones that feel more like a bubble?
 

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Mike32ct said:
At least you told me this AFTER I finished lunch lol.

One lady I fingered was like "bumpy" inside. I washed my hands 3X and didn't F her because I had no idea what her deal was.

But interesting thread though.
I was reading this during breakfast. :down:
 

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Can I call you an I@&0t?

Number one, learn some anatomy. Embryos implant in the uterus, not the vagina. Without special equipment, you can't even get into the uterus unless a woman is dilating in labor. It is really quite small too unless a woman is pregnant.

Vaginal canals can be smooth or not. Sometimes, polyps develop too, but being rough inside is not necessarily a sign of a condition. Some women are just naturally that way. Sometimes, small tears during sex will heal with scar tissue too.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
This may not be the most useful tip in the world, but it's a recent revelation of mine.
:crackup:

this is the dumbest sh!t i've ever heard

you just embarrassed yourself bro :up:


Bible_Belt said:
This may not be the most useful tip in the world, but it's a recent revelation of mine.

When you finger a girl, if the inside of her vagina feels rough and textured instead of smooth, that's because she's had an abortion. The rougher it is, the more she's had. It's the scar tissue from scraping out the fetus.

The only exception to this rule is if she's had a miscarriage. The procedure for cleaning up the mess is called a "medical abortion," and it's really the same thing.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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ahh, so that's what that is... those are the worst pvssies btw for fingering and fvking just a total avoidance for me, won't return her calls, nothing
 

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asa_don said:
:crackup:

this is the dumbest sh!t i've ever heard

you just embarrassed yourself bro :up:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST STATEMENT I EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET HANDS DOWN!
 

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asa_don said:
:crackup:

this is the dumbest sh!t i've ever heard

you just embarrassed yourself bro :up:

If you want to learn about vagina, maybe you should listen to the guys who get a lot of it. If I wanted to learn about your hand, I would listen to everything you had to say :D
 

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Bible_Belt said:
If you want to learn about vagina, maybe you should listen to the guys who get a lot of it. If I wanted to learn about your hand, I would listen to everything you had to say :D
what a lame come back, i thought you would have something better than that for me.

it certainly isn't you getting any pvssy with dumbass comments like this, thats for damn sure :crackup:



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BB, you aren't getting ANY if you believe what you typed.
:up:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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You idiots do realize that the idea that abortions cannot possibly leave lasting consequences is feminist propaganda, right? It is obviously effective propaganda.

I live not too far from what at least used to be the biggest abortion mill in the country, near East St Louis. If you were a Dr. with some magic technique for scraping fetuses out of b!tches without leaving scar tissue, then you wouldn't be working there.

And I'm not even saying that every abortion can be felt later by fingering a chick. I'm saying that abortions often leave scar tissue, which you can feel inside her, and I'm telling you what that means when you encounter it.
 

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Aren't you a little old to be telling me what 20 y/o pvssy feels like? Obviously this subject is outside your area of expertise.
 

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Oh, wait.. the near ESL connection, I get it. Bible_Belt's real name is Todd Akin.

Tell us, BB, how many vaginas have you had your finger in? Quite a few of us here are well past the 100, even 200 mark. My wife can beat that in a way, since she was an OR nurse in UROLOGY for 8 years. They fix all those problems women have, men too. Nurses talk. They don't give names, but they talk. Sometimes I have to tell her I really don't want to hear.

And BTW, my current girlfriends are 20 and 21. I can tell you with 100% certainty that even a virgin's vagina can feel rough. Women are as different on the inside as they are on the outside.

Seriously, your thread must be a joke because it is hard to believe anyone could be that s%$&^d.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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