"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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roommate snores...

i am me

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my roommate snores REALLY ****in loud and its messin up my sleep. is there anything that either of us can do about it?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Breath-Right strips for him, and silicone ear plugs for you. That's really all you can do. I room with a guy on the road when I'm travelling for work, and he snores extremely loud. He also shouts obscenities in his sleep (which is kind of funny from time to time). It sucks, and losing sleeps sucks even more.

There's not much you can do. Unless he's willing to go to a sleep/breathing specialist, you're phucked. I have found that silicone ear plugs are the best because they mold to the inside of your ear, reducing discomfort and decibels from the outside world.

Good luck.
 

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lol ya i dont hear him yelling but he does talk in chinese in his sleep once in a while

thanks man. ill ask him about the breath-right strips (never heard of it) but i dont know about the ear plugs just because i hav to hear my alarm when i wake up for school
 
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