"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Rondavu

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1/28/04

"When a man steals your woman there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you."

"Some girls fight against being felt up, while others take it lying down."

"People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself, But the self is not something one finds; it is something one creates."

"During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk."
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for."

"It stands to reason that where there's sacrifice, there's someone collecting sacrificial offerings. Where there's service, there's someone being served. The woman who speaks to you of sacrifice, speaks of slaves and masters. And intends to be the master."

"This should be a man's attitude: 'Few things will disturb him at all; nothing will disturb him much."

"Trust but verify."

"Love can sometimes be magic, but magic is an illusion.

"It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue."

"He who dares not offend a woman is not being an honest man, and dishonesty is undesirable."

"The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing
and to watch someone else doing it wrongly, without commenting."

****Feel free to add your own. I think this could become an interesting compilation.****
 

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"That which is behind me does not matter."
-Ferrucio Lamborghini

"Learn from the past. Live in the present. Shape the future."
-Me :D

"Imperfect? Very! Do I like myself? Finally! Do my detractors bother me? Hell no! It's their problem, I ain't gonna change. Resolve: **** 'em, **** 'em all."
-Robert Evans

"No matter how hard it hurts, you've got to trudge ahead. Stand still - you'll only get older."
-Robert Evans

"You can't treat every situation as a life or death one, you'll die a lot of times."
-Van Wilder

"Worrying is like a rocking chair; it gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere."
-Van Wilder

"He who dares, wins."
-British SAS motto

"The greatest risk in life is to risk nothing at all."
-Unknown
 
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