"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Rockin' the unibrow...

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I was wondering if it's humany possible to keep a unibrow and look good. I keep mine shaved/pulled, but i was wondering if anyone has successfully worn one, just because I keep getting worried i'm going to shave too much of my eyebrow off or leave too much in.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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No. They're really ugly.

Keep shaving/plucking/waxing, and save up for laser removal.
 

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Yeah, thats what I figured, just came across my mind though, if anyone ever managed to score an HB8+ with a unibrow or anything
 

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What about the whole, "just be yourself"?

I mean, doesn't being yourself mean letting it grow out, because having a unibrow is who you truly are, is it not?
 

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But being yourself doesnt work and doesnt get women

And besides, with that theory, then one should never shave, bathe or groom themselves in any way.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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~attrACTION~ said:
What about the whole, "just be yourself"?

I mean, doesn't being yourself mean letting it grow out, because having a unibrow is who you truly are, is it not?
"Be yourself" as in your personality, not your looks. You should improve and maintain your appearance as much as possible.
 

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~attrACTION~ said:
What about the whole, "just be yourself"?

I mean, doesn't being yourself mean letting it grow out, because having a unibrow is who you truly are, is it not?

Being yourself doesent mean not showering, shaving, cleaning yourself. Pluck your eyebrows. I do. Be like me and look hot.
 

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Yeah, well, shaving showering, cleaning, etc. is just regular hygiene.

Plucking eyebrows goes a little beyond that. I don't mean that it's bad or anything, as I get rid of my own unibrow as well, but I'm sure in some countries guys rock it and still get laid tons. I think North America is one of those places where the unibrow is not acceptable.
 

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i have a unibrow and it's NEVER beena problem. Granted, it's not thick and my brow is naturally arched... i even get complimented on it.

if I had one of thoose bushy non arched brows than i would have to get it arched and trimmed up.. please don't do this yourself, go to a professional
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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In response to a previous post, what's the difference between shaving and plucking a monobrow?
As far as I can tell, shaving is not "hygenic" in the sense that showering is.
If you were "being yourself" to the fullest extent of the phrase, you'd have to sport a beard like Grizzly Adams.
 

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I have been using a nose hair trimmer to get rid of mine and it works fine.

There are also some guys who walk around with long nose hair coming out of their nostrils and trust me you don't want anything to come out of your nose when you are trying to court a chick.
 
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