"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Robot Sex - Coming Soon!
- Thread starter taiyuu_otoko
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
logicallefty
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I can see it now. Buy the robot with the standard software license and it acts just like a regular woman. But pay for the premium license and it deactivates the emotion chip so the b|tch will just STFU and have sex with you without the drama.
I'm actually all for these. I can't say I would spend thousands of dollars on one, but if the price was right I may. Just imagine if these really do take off well and every man ends up with one? Where will that leave women? No more svcking d|ck for jobs, resources, money, etc. Women might have to actually start earning their keep in the world LEGITIMATELY. Poor babies.
I'm actually all for these. I can't say I would spend thousands of dollars on one, but if the price was right I may. Just imagine if these really do take off well and every man ends up with one? Where will that leave women? No more svcking d|ck for jobs, resources, money, etc. Women might have to actually start earning their keep in the world LEGITIMATELY. Poor babies.