"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Robot Sex - Coming Soon!
- Thread starter taiyuu_otoko
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
logicallefty
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I can see it now. Buy the robot with the standard software license and it acts just like a regular woman. But pay for the premium license and it deactivates the emotion chip so the b|tch will just STFU and have sex with you without the drama.
I'm actually all for these. I can't say I would spend thousands of dollars on one, but if the price was right I may. Just imagine if these really do take off well and every man ends up with one? Where will that leave women? No more svcking d|ck for jobs, resources, money, etc. Women might have to actually start earning their keep in the world LEGITIMATELY. Poor babies.
I'm actually all for these. I can't say I would spend thousands of dollars on one, but if the price was right I may. Just imagine if these really do take off well and every man ends up with one? Where will that leave women? No more svcking d|ck for jobs, resources, money, etc. Women might have to actually start earning their keep in the world LEGITIMATELY. Poor babies.