MatureDJ
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Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
RIP to one the best DJ's [Merged Sean Connery Thread]
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
death_wish. .
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R.I.P
Sean Connery, the first James Bond, passed away today at the age of 90. In my opinion, he was the best James Bond and the best DJ in this century.
www.vanityfair.com
RIP.
Sean Connery, the Original James Bond, Dies at 90
The Oscar-winning Scottish screen icon had a nearly 50-year-long career—but he’ll forever best be known as the first 007.
RIP.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
redskinsfan92
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RIP
corrector
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@stovepipe gematria?
revolutionnow
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Awesome guy awesome movies
TheVirtualMind
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Awesome movies.
Also, I know it wasn’t him playing it, but the way he was portrayed in Saturday Night Live has been one of my favorite skits.
Also, I know it wasn’t him playing it, but the way he was portrayed in Saturday Night Live has been one of my favorite skits.
Georgepithyou
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Jokes aside, his not exactly wrong but in today's PC SJW culture he would be cancelled so fast
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Baibars
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yeah no way he could say something like that these days. Sad but true.
Who Dares Win
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No sh1t he was probably the last remaining of 20th century manliness left before the rainbow plague that begun in the 90s.
revolutionnow
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MatureDJ
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I can remember being in my late 20s dating a gal my age, and Connery had just been named "World's Sexiest Man", at age 62 - this even with his Norwood situation being very apparent. My gal had totally agreed, terming him a "very sexy man" 
. It was the first time I had gotten an inkling that a man could age and still be attractive to attractive young women.
. It was the first time I had gotten an inkling that a man could age and still be attractive to attractive young women. "She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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He was great in "The Rock" great action flick.