"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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RIP Mitch Hedberg

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Originally posted by Alpine
Never heard of him.
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Living under a rock much?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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He's not so well known over here in the U.k.
 
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Originally posted by WesCottII
He's not so well known over here in the U.k.
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Then you literally don't know what you're missing out on.
 
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Who is that guy that was on Last Comic Standing. England was his name or something?

He had a similar dry humour as well.
 
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Originally posted by Ricky
Who is that guy that was on Last Comic Standing. England was his name or something?

He had a similar dry humour as well.
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London, but he was nowhere near as good.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Sorry guys I must apologies for not being aware of the goings on in other countries, especially one as great as yours.

I know you Americans are renowned for your eagerness to embrace other countries culture. I must do better.
 
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