"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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RIP Erik von Markovik, aka Mystery

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I received this email today, I'm curious to find out if this is true being that today is April fools plus I haven't seen any info any where else. This email was sent from The Venusian Arts co (I'm subscribed to their newsletter).

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Our good friend Erik von Markovik, aka Mystery, as we all knew and loved him, passed away early this morning in London.

Erik was one of those rare and unique individuals who shined brighter then most. Unfortunately, it seems like these are the same people who are taken from us all too soon.

Erik's love for women and science led him to develop a system that has changed many lives. His thoughts and ideas will live on as a testament to his creative mind.

Our hearts go out to his family, and a service is scheduled in Toronto for Tuesday of next week.


This message was sent from Dustin - Venusian Arts
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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n00bPimp said:
I received this email today, I'm curious to find out if this is true being that today is April fools plus I haven't seen any info any where else. This email was sent from The Venusian Arts co (I'm subscribed to their newsletter).

**

Our good friend Erik von Markovik, aka Mystery, as we all knew and loved him, passed away early this morning in London.

Erik was one of those rare and unique individuals who shined brighter then most. Unfortunately, it seems like these are the same people who are taken from us all too soon.

Erik's love for women and science led him to develop a system that has changed many lives. His thoughts and ideas will live on as a testament to his creative mind.

Our hearts go out to his family, and a service is scheduled in Toronto for Tuesday of next week.


This message was sent from Dustin - Venusian Arts
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Brah. He's doing push-pull on you. First he's like I'm dead on April Fool's then he comes back saying nah jp and you fall head over heels in love with him. It's in his book. :D
 
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Never heard of him. What is he? Another one of those scam artists that poor teenage boys and guys whose mothers work at Walmart worship?
 
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Never heard of him. What is he? Another one of those scam artists that poor teenage boys and guys whose mothers work at Walmart worship?
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Actually yeah. Wow you got something exactly on point for once. The funny thing is he buys furry retarded hats to wear on his head with the money.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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he probably died of an std?
 
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He's a scumbag for doing an April's fools jokes on his fans.
 
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