"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Ridiculous POF date

Buddha_Mind

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 4, 2009
Messages
981
Reaction score
43
Location
not here. in the real world.
Zarky said:
We got into what I assume was her bedroom and there were three huge Dobermans in crates that started barking and clawing at the bars as soon as they saw us. She let one out and it immediately jumped on the bed and started gnawing on a rawhide thing. She was shouting at the dog "Get off!!! Get off the bed!!" but it didn't budge.
Quality over quantity mang! This bish is crazy and who cares if your pecker touched her uterus walls!

Dude, I laughed SO DAMN hard reading this quoted paragraph. Could NOT have seen this coming. Like something out of one of those college-humor movies.

:crackup:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Sofomore

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 20, 2009
Messages
640
Reaction score
30
damn dude, you should listen and go for quality over quantity. this girl sounds insane. i would have peaced out immediately.
 

TRSX

Don Juan
Joined
Jul 12, 2012
Messages
134
Reaction score
5
Sofomore said:
damn dude, you should listen and go for quality over quantity. this girl sounds insane. i would have peaced out immediately.
I disagree - this is too good. Infact I motion that you go on a second date. We need more of these in our life!
 
Top