"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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We got into what I assume was her bedroom and there were three huge Dobermans in crates that started barking and clawing at the bars as soon as they saw us. She let one out and it immediately jumped on the bed and started gnawing on a rawhide thing. She was shouting at the dog "Get off!!! Get off the bed!!" but it didn't budge.
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Quality over quantity mang! This bish is crazy and who cares if your pecker touched her uterus walls!

Dude, I laughed SO DAMN hard reading this quoted paragraph. Could NOT have seen this coming. Like something out of one of those college-humor movies.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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damn dude, you should listen and go for quality over quantity. this girl sounds insane. i would have peaced out immediately.
 
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damn dude, you should listen and go for quality over quantity. this girl sounds insane. i would have peaced out immediately.
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I disagree - this is too good. Infact I motion that you go on a second date. We need more of these in our life!
 
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