"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rich but fat/ugly older lady

dk1990S111

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Lol so my buddy met this fat (~300 lbs) older lady around 35 through his work. Shes pretty rich and is in the movie business. When he met her she would invite him to lunch and she would always pay. He even told her he wanted to get a street bike one day and she offered to give him $10,000 so he could get one. And he wasnt even her official bf or anything. Shortly after that convo he couldnt go along with it anymore and stopped seeing her, never got the street bike. From what he tells me she would text him constantly telling him she wanted to come over and suck his d1ck.

And now I matched with her on tinder lol (sometimes if I am busy but still wanna get my likes in I just swipe right on all of them till im out. Then you go through after and delete the ones you arent interested in).

What would you do if you were in this situation?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Suspens

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Banging a 300 lbs hoe will ruin your confidence bro.
 

piranha45

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Hm, I think I'd demand a well-specified deal in exchange for giggolo services... I think I'd charge $500/hr for intimacy/sex with subhuman creatures like that.
 
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Yeah, I had a sugar mama trying to get me set up. The thing is, she was closer to 50 lbs. overweight, not 200 lbs. overweight. I still didn't like the idea of hooking up on the regular with a woman I didn't find particularly attractive.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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GS750

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I would ignore tha fatty. That's what I'd do.
 
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