DJ Girevik
Senior Don Juan
I've heard it works to create ATP, and works well in conjunction with creatine because ribose creates ATP and creatine recycles ADP into ATP. From those who have used ribose, is the hype to be believed?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.