"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rex's Easter Cold Approach Challenge

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Tomorrow is the Easter "Parade," along 5th Ave in NYC. The reason why I have parade in quotes is because the Easter Parade isn't actually a parade, it's actually a promenade between 49th and 57th Streets. The parade is an excuse for chicks to wear these wacky Easter bonnets, but I'm sure there will be some chicks wearing some regular attire. What Rex plans on doing is I'm going to put on my fineries, (namely my smoking jacket,) and see if I can come up on a little something around there. This is a challenge for your boy because as you all know Rex suffers from approach anxiety.

What I purpose for all of y'all is that you do what Rex is going to do, put on your fliest gear, hit an area with lots of foot traffic and do some day game cold approaches. Believe it or not, day game is a lot easier when your dressed fly, girls are more receptive to you when you're suited an booted and they're more apt to hear what you're hollerin.' Good luck y'all.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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goldengoose

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Maximus Rex said:
What Rex plans on doing is I'm going to put on my fineries, (namely my smoking jacket,) and see if I can come up on a little something around there.
smoking jacket? What are you Hugh Hefner? lol

Why don't you wear a wacky get up and tell them you're in the parade?
 

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It Was a Wash

This didn't go as I initially planned. There weren't any hot chicks at the Easter Parade, and it seems as if people were out of town as I walked around the city.
 

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Maximus Rex said:
This didn't go as I initially planned. There weren't any hot chicks at the Easter Parade, and it seems as if people were out of town as I walked around the city.
If you have approach anxiety, you should have made sure you approached chicks anyway, get used to it because when that hottie comes along you're not going to be in the right frame of mind.
 

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I Heard You But...

Mr Wright said:
If you have approach anxiety, you should have made sure you approached chicks anyway, get used to it because when that hottie comes along you're not going to be in the right frame of mind.
Wright, you're right, :)crackup: Rex made a funny,) seriously though. My issue isn't having random conversation because there plenty of people to have mundane conversations with. Actually, I have no problem with walking up to a chick and just talking about whatever cross my mind. I literally have "approach anxiety," in the terms when I find a chick attractive, I over think it and bunch of other thinks we're not suppose to do.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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