"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Reverse DJ

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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TheException

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More like..."Sure, ill do a tv show and get paid well for it."
 

BigSmooth

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She looks like someone that would be one of my fraternity's "slampiece". Bet she would like it too.

You can tell she likes the D.

Btw, I happen to "volunteer at the animal shelter" whenever I talk to a hot girl. :yes:
 

Ronaldo7

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@TheException: This thread is to highlight the reverse DJ. We often see it from us (men), but we, at least i haven't, seen it from women. The same things we apply and try to do. Notice that one guy that just stood up and left. How many threads do we see here all the time with identical scenarios of women just leaving and people getting rejected?
 
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