"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Revenge

Kourt

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One cannot say that revenge is mean or cruel, just as one cannot say that one who engages in it is a bad person. Revenge is merely one person's idea of "justice", and therefore it is always "justifiable", if only to the person performing it, who is retaliating for a wrong they believe has been done to them. Absent evidence to the contrary, or inappropriate use of force by them, there are few people who have a moral leg to stand on; if you've never felt the urge to avenge a wrong done to you or someone you care for, you've led a rather shallow life.

After a couple weeks of contemplation, I have decided that I want some measure of revenge on my whorish ex. I am just one of many in a line of men she has betrayed and stabbed in the back, and I think it would be appropriate to send her a messege that would tell her not to **** around with men. However, I have not made up my mind as what to do as of yet. Now heres two important factors here:
1) I have her social security number AND her ID
2) I don't know where she is currently living

My goal here is to maximize damage, while minimizing my risk of getting caught. More so with legal implications than her knowing I did it. With that being said, I could use some advice.

-judge, jury and executor Kourt
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Desdinova

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Living well is the best revenge. If you continue to be happy, moving on with your life (and maybe fvcking her best friend too), she'll want you back. You'll then have the satisfaction of rejecting her, and living your life without her around to screw things up.
 

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By carrying on with this plan you are following your emotions. Think about the difference between a DJ and a woman. A DJ is a man of logic, a woman follows her emotions. This is why a DJ can so easily game a woman. If she were to ever look at what the DJ is doing logically, she would be very confused.
 

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Desdinova said:
Living well is the best revenge. If you continue to be happy, moving on with your life (and maybe fvcking her best friend too), she'll want you back. You'll then have the satisfaction of rejecting her, and living your life without her around to screw things up.
:up:
 

SELF-MASTERY

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Desdinova said:
Living well is the best revenge. If you continue to be happy, moving on with your life (and maybe fvcking her best friend too), she'll want you back. You'll then have the satisfaction of rejecting her, and living your life without her around to screw things up.
Definitely:yes:


or you could cut her face and make her ugly. KIDDING
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Desdinova said:
Living well is the best revenge. If you continue to be happy, moving on with your life (and maybe fvcking her best friend too), she'll want you back. You'll then have the satisfaction of rejecting her, and living your life without her around to screw things up.

thats true!

but still you can do both things, find out where she lives and then like at 4 am put coke (the drink) in her car (where you change the oil) and when she turns the engine on the car is going to be ****ed up

:trouble:
 

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Like they said, living well is the best revenge. Revenge comes from a position of lowliness, that you're beneath her and trying to get back at her. She's still in control. Get that out of your system and move on, no matter how bad she was. Maybe fvck her best friend, LATER.
 

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Living well is good revenge, but it has no negative effects to her. Having her ID and ssn is a golden opportunity for pay back for not only myself, but all the guys who have been ****ed over by her. Luckily I havn't been quiet so ****ed by her leaving as some others (one tried to commit suicide and now has a large medical debt, another went to Iraq to get away from her) so I think its far past due for her past to catch up with her.
 
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identity teft comes to mind, and a large amount of cash for you....i'm sure there are some articles on the internet on how to.....

Chances are however, you'll get your self in trouble.
 

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Who gives a ****. Cut her out of your life. It's not up to you to punish her.

It's also not her that hurted you.
It's you who allowed her to do so.
Learn from it and move on.

No one can hurt your feelings.
It's all in how you process it.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Vulpine

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Sell her SSN and ID on E-bay.

:kickin' back:
 

diplomatic_lies

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Kourt said:
Living well is good revenge, but it has no negative effects to her.
How will hurting your ex-girlfriend benefit you?

The world is full of people who will screw you over for 2 cents. You can either choose to react emotionally like woman (whine about it, take petty revenge, spread gossip), or you can act like a man and get on with your life.
 

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How silly. Did she steal a single dime from you?

No. You said she spent lots money on you. (If I remember correctly.)

So, hey, you got the revenge right there. She's out a few thousand bucks because of you already.

Revenge comes from a deep-seated fear that other people will think you are weak for letting her screw you over. But you kinda got her back financially already. You guys are even.
 

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Revenge is expensive, exhausting, and it gets your soul all sticky. There are better ways to spend your time.
 

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Well, if I think about it she:
1) has nowhere to live
2) has no job
3) got kicked out of school
4) has no ID now (heh)
5) has no car, cant even drive

I'd say she's pretty fvcked over either way.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

I'll think about it for now.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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SamMalone

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It takes a stronger man to move on and forgive than taking revenge. Revenge is the easy way. You seem to realize this as your first paragraph reads like you were trying to convince yourself that it was the right thing to do even though you know otherwise.

Just be a man, don't worry about things you can't change, and move on.
 
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