Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Results of teeth whitening strips?

Dictatorsaurus

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Originally posted by Phrozen
So are you having fun DJing all the women with hairy armpits and legs who also have a forest between their legs? After all its natural you must be attracted to it.
Having fun? I couldn't live without them hairy legs. And I eat the bush for breakfast mofo!!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Climax

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Originally posted by Dictatorsaurus
Having fun? I couldn't live without them hairy legs. And I eat the bush for breakfast mofo!!!
You know.. there ARE some very good mental institutes available worldwide, i suggest maybe booking yourself in NOW would be the best option for you at this poin in time;)

Otherwise you could alternatevly make an appointment with a very highly rated phshycologist. :rolleyes:

And remember, the doctors are there to HELP you:)

Laterz...
 

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I read something recently about researchers noticing an increase in mouth cancer by people having their teeth bleached, they said it might have something to do with the large amounts of hydrogen peroxide that are used.
 
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