"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Resident Evil 5

C

CTApprentice

Don Juan
Joined
Sep 3, 2007
Messages
60
Reaction score
0
Age
36
Location
Tampa,Florida
Just got my copy last night and enjoying it so far, the inventory system could be better but other than that its awesome.

Hows the game for everyone?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

M

Maxtro

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 6, 2004
Messages
3,198
Reaction score
31
Location
Kalifornicatia
Pass. Forced co-op? Not for me. I played the demo and that was enough. Also after playing RE 4 for the Wii I can't go back to the lame controls of regular RE.
 
K

KontrollerX

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 11, 2005
Messages
4,476
Reaction score
182
I thought the demo was awesome but yeah the co-op is kind of a bottleneck for fun.

I don't want to have to worry about my partner having enough ammo or needing backup.

I'm a lone wolf kind of gamer I guess.
 
A

AAAgent

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 10, 2008
Messages
2,640
Reaction score
317
i love co-op games. getting the game today.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top