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BeDJ
Guest
Nevermind, I learned absolutely nothing from this experience.
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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BeDJ
Guest
Ah fvck it, why not
My sober analysis - HB 5, 5, 6. Random set with another guy.
Closing time and they all wanted to keep drinking. Oh. I just happen to live 2 blocks away. I just happen to have vodka. I just happen to be able to host. We all get back and I bust out the cards. King's cup. Yes that gay ass game. One of them says let's play Truth or Dare!
BDJ, Truth or Dare?
Truth
Do you have a girlfriend?
No.
Okay. That told me more about you than me.
BDJ, Truth or Dare?
Truth
Are you gay?
This would have been a good moment to say something witty. Fvck that. I climbed over the dude sitting next to me and pull her face in. Make Out - First Blood. Did that answer your question?
As the game progressed, Truth or Dare became a S|ut Contest. (.) (.) were shown and (_)_) were shown. I was dared to whip out my pecker...It was like a porno in the making. I told one of them to kiss it. BJ until the other guy shoves his hard-on next to mine. WOAH buddy, wait your turn! I move over to the next one and SHE STARTS SUCKING. Wingman by hindsight. The loner eclipse comes over and starts making out with me. I knew I was going to bust a load. I grabbed a handful of condoms and 2 generic Extenze capsule. I bit down hard on both, bitter juices filled my mouth. Turned off the lights because of my poor standards. It was a good experience, but I can't help feeling a little weird this morning.
Moral of the story - Life is not always about a d!ck measuring contest.
My sober analysis - HB 5, 5, 6. Random set with another guy.
Closing time and they all wanted to keep drinking. Oh. I just happen to live 2 blocks away. I just happen to have vodka. I just happen to be able to host. We all get back and I bust out the cards. King's cup. Yes that gay ass game. One of them says let's play Truth or Dare!
BDJ, Truth or Dare?
Truth
Do you have a girlfriend?
No.
Okay. That told me more about you than me.
BDJ, Truth or Dare?
Truth
Are you gay?
This would have been a good moment to say something witty. Fvck that. I climbed over the dude sitting next to me and pull her face in. Make Out - First Blood. Did that answer your question?
As the game progressed, Truth or Dare became a S|ut Contest. (.) (.) were shown and (_)_) were shown. I was dared to whip out my pecker...It was like a porno in the making. I told one of them to kiss it. BJ until the other guy shoves his hard-on next to mine. WOAH buddy, wait your turn! I move over to the next one and SHE STARTS SUCKING. Wingman by hindsight. The loner eclipse comes over and starts making out with me. I knew I was going to bust a load. I grabbed a handful of condoms and 2 generic Extenze capsule. I bit down hard on both, bitter juices filled my mouth. Turned off the lights because of my poor standards. It was a good experience, but I can't help feeling a little weird this morning.
Moral of the story - Life is not always about a d!ck measuring contest.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
hahaha - i do enjoy a BDJ Field report before bed 