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BeDJ
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Nevermind, I learned absolutely nothing from this experience.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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BeDJ
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Ah fvck it, why not
My sober analysis - HB 5, 5, 6. Random set with another guy.
Closing time and they all wanted to keep drinking. Oh. I just happen to live 2 blocks away. I just happen to have vodka. I just happen to be able to host. We all get back and I bust out the cards. King's cup. Yes that gay ass game. One of them says let's play Truth or Dare!
BDJ, Truth or Dare?
Truth
Do you have a girlfriend?
No.
Okay. That told me more about you than me.
BDJ, Truth or Dare?
Truth
Are you gay?
This would have been a good moment to say something witty. Fvck that. I climbed over the dude sitting next to me and pull her face in. Make Out - First Blood. Did that answer your question?
As the game progressed, Truth or Dare became a S|ut Contest. (.) (.) were shown and (_)_) were shown. I was dared to whip out my pecker...It was like a porno in the making. I told one of them to kiss it. BJ until the other guy shoves his hard-on next to mine. WOAH buddy, wait your turn! I move over to the next one and SHE STARTS SUCKING. Wingman by hindsight. The loner eclipse comes over and starts making out with me. I knew I was going to bust a load. I grabbed a handful of condoms and 2 generic Extenze capsule. I bit down hard on both, bitter juices filled my mouth. Turned off the lights because of my poor standards. It was a good experience, but I can't help feeling a little weird this morning.
Moral of the story - Life is not always about a d!ck measuring contest.
My sober analysis - HB 5, 5, 6. Random set with another guy.
Closing time and they all wanted to keep drinking. Oh. I just happen to live 2 blocks away. I just happen to have vodka. I just happen to be able to host. We all get back and I bust out the cards. King's cup. Yes that gay ass game. One of them says let's play Truth or Dare!
BDJ, Truth or Dare?
Truth
Do you have a girlfriend?
No.
Okay. That told me more about you than me.
BDJ, Truth or Dare?
Truth
Are you gay?
This would have been a good moment to say something witty. Fvck that. I climbed over the dude sitting next to me and pull her face in. Make Out - First Blood. Did that answer your question?
As the game progressed, Truth or Dare became a S|ut Contest. (.) (.) were shown and (_)_) were shown. I was dared to whip out my pecker...It was like a porno in the making. I told one of them to kiss it. BJ until the other guy shoves his hard-on next to mine. WOAH buddy, wait your turn! I move over to the next one and SHE STARTS SUCKING. Wingman by hindsight. The loner eclipse comes over and starts making out with me. I knew I was going to bust a load. I grabbed a handful of condoms and 2 generic Extenze capsule. I bit down hard on both, bitter juices filled my mouth. Turned off the lights because of my poor standards. It was a good experience, but I can't help feeling a little weird this morning.
Moral of the story - Life is not always about a d!ck measuring contest.
Purefilth
Master Don Juan
hahaha - i do enjoy a BDJ Field report before bed 