What you see on CNN, FOX, NBC, is 110% bullsh1t.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHPjpgHwtY&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbHPjpgHwtY&feature=player_embedded
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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They are using a genetically altered flu strain and putting it into chemtrails of military jets in each state.
And they are betting that 1 or 2 people will somehow get it because they are sick already or have low immunity. Then they use those people as news articles to spread fear to forward a certain agenda.
We all need to pray and turn from our evil rebellious ways and to ask God to Intervene. Read the story of Jonah in the bible.
God intervened because they repented from their ways and turned to God. He will do the same today.
They are using a genetically altered flu strain and putting it into chemtrails of military jets in each state.
And they are betting that 1 or 2 people will somehow get it because they are sick already or have low immunity. Then they use those people as news articles to spread fear to forward a certain agenda.
We all need to pray and turn from our evil rebellious ways and to ask God to Intervene. Read the story of Jonah in the bible.
God intervened because they repented from their ways and turned to God. He will do the same today.
Upside
Senior Don Juan
I hate the internet. There needs to be some intelligence test before any person has permission to access anything online. I am tired of hearing these bull**** conspiracy theories.
In my E-Mail account I got a spam email that anti swine flu drugs are almost sold out and that I should act quick! Unbelieveable. I feel sorry for the state the world is in. I am ALSO tired of people cracking jokes about the flu. It's not ****ing funny. Grow the **** up.
In my E-Mail account I got a spam email that anti swine flu drugs are almost sold out and that I should act quick! Unbelieveable. I feel sorry for the state the world is in. I am ALSO tired of people cracking jokes about the flu. It's not ****ing funny. Grow the **** up.
sheet. baleen flu. scary thought man, it can get into the food and water.piranha45 said:
i can already see it. Millions of americans, infected by the baleen flu swelling to the size of whales after dining out. we got to do smthing about the dmn illumiatti
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
The same god who invented the virus and the same god who infected humans. The mafia practices this perfectly: compel people to pay for "protection" when they are really only paying for protection from you. If praying lends salvation, if not praying brings doom, and if being an atheist draws god's ire, then by all means pray to your god that I receive a lethal infection of swine flu. Tell god I say to bring it on, baby!EA Gold said:
...I suppose I should wear a tinfoil hat so the black helicopters can't read my thoughts?
Edit: Originally when I saw this thread I thought it was talking about the drug violence, which IS 100% legit. Frankly the mainstream media has done a terrible job of covering it. This has been going on for a long, long time and is by no means a recent development. They're talking about the US-Mexican border becoming a war zone as if it hasn't been already for the past 5-6 years. But of course if you think that, you're racist and hate immigrants, says our esteemed pundits.
Edit: Originally when I saw this thread I thought it was talking about the drug violence, which IS 100% legit. Frankly the mainstream media has done a terrible job of covering it. This has been going on for a long, long time and is by no means a recent development. They're talking about the US-Mexican border becoming a war zone as if it hasn't been already for the past 5-6 years. But of course if you think that, you're racist and hate immigrants, says our esteemed pundits.
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NopeSTR8UP said:
but my nephew was tellin me that in school
everytime someone coughed or sneezed someone would shout one
"DAT N!GGAH GOT DA SWINE FLU"
dat right there had me rollin,
dat sh!t was funny
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Any idiot with an internet connection becomes a guru overnight. Or tries to.Upside said:
Right xingcong little buddy?
A mandatory IQ test would be nice. If you score less than 50, you can't use the internet.
This whole notion of the decentralization of news gathering is wrong-headed. This wrong-headedness is perpetuated by CNN with it's retarded "iReport" website, in which citizens report and supposedly decide what news is important... but touchy-feely "unedited unfiltered news" is not news. CNN once reported Steve Jobs died of a heart attack, simply because one anonymous "iReporter" quoted an anonymous source and the iReport "community" "felt the story was important"--uh, fact checking, hello? I'm uncertain to believe whether if CNN believes in decentralized news or simply is lazy and suffers from budget cuts. Either way, placing power of the news into the hands of the common person is a bad idea.
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Dammit, now I'm confused. I thought planet Nibiru was supposed to pass by and wipe us all out by 2012, not the flu. Now I've gotta die from a stuffy nose instead of a tidal wave? How anti-climactic
Well, Rollo, maybe the Nephalim (giants) that live on Nibiru will all die from the swine flu, thus humanity will be saved from alien enslavement. Ever thought of that one?
P.S. I went to film school for a time, and I was told that 80% of the news is fabricated and/or altered. I cant imagine what the percentage of internet 'news' is.
P.S. I went to film school for a time, and I was told that 80% of the news is fabricated and/or altered. I cant imagine what the percentage of internet 'news' is.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
The only function of all media is to sell advertising. It has no other function. News is for entertainment purposes only.
scientist 1: The flu will kill EVERYBODY, run for your lives! the sky is falling
scientist 2: The flu doesn't mean anything and everybody in the US is safe
Which scientist do you think generates more advertising revenue?
scientist 1: The flu will kill EVERYBODY, run for your lives! the sky is falling
scientist 2: The flu doesn't mean anything and everybody in the US is safe
Which scientist do you think generates more advertising revenue?
Enough with the conspiracy theories....
P.S. The mods are really The President, Vice President, secretary of state, speaker of the house, chief justice and the head of the federal reserve. So you can see why we can't support these types of threads.
P.S. The mods are really The President, Vice President, secretary of state, speaker of the house, chief justice and the head of the federal reserve. So you can see why we can't support these types of threads.
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