"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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shedevil's ex

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Why is she doing this?

I cant find the story shedevil started so I start one of my own.

Heres some question I would love to get som answers to.

What the hell makes a woman completely deny everything for herself to get a man that doesn't meet any of her goddamn needs?

Why would she wear his ring and decide to marry the ass?

How can a woman who shows everything, deals with stuff, handles every issue of her life with sex decide to be celibate?

How can a woman that need and wants sex almost daily decide she can all of a sudden live without it?

I would ask her myself if she'd pick up her goddamn phone but I am sure I wouldn't get any answers except some - he needs me **** talk.

I heard from her office she taken a couple days to celebrate her fu*king engagement.

What the hell gets into a woman's idiotic head that make her think she snap her goddamn fingers and change so she can become what some unfuc*able guy wants?

Im her ex and I do want her back, but i cant arrange that right now. that said - I could understand her wanting someone or even marrying someone who is compatible, someone that could take care of her, be good for her. But no way in hell will I understand her wanting some di*kless and frigid fu*k. Why?

I can also tell you this, Ana if I were there with you right now I would grab you and feel you wet and wanting. Even hissing and spitting mad you were always ready. How are you going to deal with that, hows this guy going to take care of you? You watch baby, not a man in this world will be able to answer what the hell you are doing.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ER!C L!VE

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What's with the soap opera crap...

'Days of our Sosuave'

C'mon bro, suck it up. Chalk it up to experience. Let it go.
 

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Yeah sometimes women do things that you can't understand.

Plain fact o' the matter is.......

.......she's not with you any more!

Which is putting you in a bad place and a shytty frame of mind.

Take back the power you have given her and reclaim your life.

Hopefully you'll grow some balls and gain some brain and never let this happen again.
 

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ok now

Hey Pal,

Join the G0d Damnnn club..............

She dumped your a$$ and now she has found 'Mr. Wonderful'.
While you are at home (alone by the way) by your fvcking self she is out banging him.

Weeeeeeeee....My girlfriend just did the same fvcking thing to me last Sunday.

So, while I am here typing to your dumb a$$ she is one her back some place with this son-of-a-bvtch and he is pounding her pvzzy.

So, don't feel alone.

cave dweller
 

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your heart

Hey pal,

There are only two ways to cure a broken heart.

1....Get back with her.

2....Go find another.


cave dweller
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Re: your heart

Originally posted by cave dweller
Hey pal,

There are only two ways to cure a broken heart.

1....Get back with her.

2....Go find another.


cave dweller

NO! repeat after me... do not get back with her .. do not get back with her...
 

Giovanni Casanova

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It is rare that I read a thread as pathetic as this.

She left. She's gone. Who f*cking cares why? It's over. It's done.

So she makes a mistake with her life. Who gives a f*ck? Let her.

She's marrying a different guy? Life sucks sometimes. Move on.

This new guy is all wrong for her? That's her problem, not yours.

Breaking news: You're not getting back with her. Look around you. Almost every guy here has had their heart stomped on. It happens. We wish that the girl would see the error of her ways. We wish she would come back. But she doesn't. And on the off chance she does, she just ends up making our lives more miserable anyway, eventually.

You really have two choices now. You can move on, or you can be a bitter, jealous shell of a human being.

Your call.

And change your username.
 

WaterTiger

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Look, you're her ex. Your marriage broke up for some reason unbeknownst to us, long before she met Mr.I-Can't-Have-Sex. She's got a deep seated need to "FIX" him, to make him whole again. And, despite the fact that she shagged you in a moment of weakness, she's going to drive this car till it hits a wall.

Personally, I think her relationship is a train wreck waiting to happen. He only gets passionate when he's roaring drunk, then laments & regrets the lust later. He's never going to be the man she wants him to be. Everyone can see it but her. She's going to have to learn the hard way.
 

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Breaking news: You're not getting back with her. Look around you. Almost every guy here has had their heart stomped on. It happens. We wish that the girl would see the error of her ways. We wish she would come back. But she doesn't. And on the off chance she does, she just ends up making our lives more miserable anyway, eventually.
And change your username
Close this thread. Giovanni Casanova has said what needed to be said.
 

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Agreed.

Thread Closed.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I think you should listen to the advice of others and let this one go because as a Don Juan, no one chick should be able to f*ck your mind up like this.

Go find some other options and don't get too emotionally invested like you are now.
 

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What thread are you replying to?

I can merge the threads if you wish.
 
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