"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Removing Ass Hair Permanently

TheLonelyOne

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I'm 17 and I noticed that my ass has become hairy esp in the crack. Does anyone know how to remove that hair permanently or what kind of doctor i need to see?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Someone Much cooler

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if you pack your crack with quality aircraft paint stripper it should do the trick. j/k. *Disclaimer* packing your crack with quality aircraft paint stripper will cause sever harm or death-

seriously fam, who really cares? Your a man
 

Supremo

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If it's that bad just trim it...

Unless you're into the whole Rusty Trombone thing, don't worry about it too much.

As a general rule of thumb you should always keep all body hair under control.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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