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[Zunder]

"A lovestruck Wellington man has been spurned by a mystery American girl after sparking a global campaign to track her down.":crackup:
Full story here: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11192295

Apart from embarrassing himself to the whole world by actually believing the silly bytch when she said "find me" and so starting a worldwide media / facebook campaign - take a look at her! What an ugly bytch.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear Zunder,
"A lovestruck Wellington man has been spurned by a mystery American girl after sparking a global campaign to track her down."...Yeah should have stuck to Shvagging Sheep LOL.

 

[Scormus]

OK I done some googling he didn't even bang her and he goes to all that trouble. Lol lol lol.

 

[VladPatton]

Nice head, dıck! Another poor sap who grew up on Disney movies and romantic comedies. *tsk tsk tsk*

"I just wanted to tell you that I'm flattered, but not interested in any relationship or whatever," she said in her reply.

"It was a memorable night and I'd just like to leave it at that."

This girl sounds like a twӓt and three quarters to boot! Hope he learned his lesson. The puddin and the proof that you can't believe shıt girls say.

http://cdn.bigbangmemes.com/2013/7/18/6f42e5a8b0b02205587a6b977cbb3a26.gif

 

[sharkbeat]

****ty moves like this is what makes women feel entitled. Katie now can put a badge of accomplishment for having a random dude chase her intercontinentally.

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

Zunder, I honestly thought that was you bro.

 

[Zunder]

Zunder, I honestly thought that was you bro.

Not saying I have not made a fool of myself over women in the past...but even in my most betaness of betaness periods would I stoop to intercontinental media stalking over some very average looking yankee chick that I didnt even bang! I'd rather die a death caused by the smell of a thousand hairy feminist armpits than do something like this.

 

[tryst type]

As soon as I saw her age I knew this wasn't going to end well.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Not saying I have not made a fool of myself over women in the past...but even in my most betaness of betaness periods would I stoop to intercontinental media stalking over some very average looking yankee chick that I didnt even bang! I'd rather die a death caused by the smell of a thousand hairy feminist armpits than do something like this.

LOL, I think you mean, "NOT even in my most betaness..."

Signed,
Sigmund Freud

 

[Married Buried]

HAHHAHAHA that will teach him to stop chasing American women. He didn't even get the "let's be friends" line.

 

[( . )( . )]

It never ceases to blow my mind at how far Western man has fallen in just a few short decades. When a manjawed plain Jane can command that sort of power over such a large number of men now, unbelievable.:crazy:


'Find me'

 

[Albatross953]

My rule is the more time she spent abroad, the crazier and more apt to run from real life issues she is.

Been there done that. I will take a woman with her feet planted.

 

[Night-hawk]

Haha reminds me of Eurotrip.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hIUaLtmcjxo

Cringeworthy alternate ending. More realistic perhaps and fitting for this topic.

 

[VladPatton]

Haha reminds me of Eurotrip.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hIUaLtmcjxo

Cringeworthy alternate ending. More realistic perhaps and fitting for this topic.

LOL Eurotrip...I love that flick...that German chick is bangin...and I've never seen that ending. Cringe worthy indeed.

 

[scrouds]

I would totally do that if I could flip a book deal afterwards.