Relocating (again)

[bigneil]

It's official: my job is transferring me 250 miles - back to where I started my journey through 18 states and 25 cities in 22 months.

This will likely for all intents and purposes terminate my current relationship with the stripper (I promise no LDR Oneitis Stripper threads). This has been the story of my life - high paying, short staying jobs, corporate relocation and raunchy women.

I know LDR doesn't work. The last two girlfriends took planes to see me at least twice but it always fizzles out.
I do wonder how to tell her though. Things right now are near the all time high of her interest level. I move in 18 days.

It's been my experience that when you are in a romantic relationship and move away (or she does) it accelerates things to a quick end - the relationship either waxes romantic (often with her crying and/or the best sex ever) or she ditches you overnight (90% of the time this happens). Often one of you comes to realize your true feelings once the move is announced (this probably happened to you in college).

I think the best impact is to tell her in person and have at least one more night together, but thoughts/suggestions appreciated.

 

[perseverance]

I'd tell her to "eat sh*t" and have a wild last night out before moving onto pastures new. Ditch that B*tch and have yourself some women free fun with alcohol and maybe some cigarettes and if you are feeling really devilish then some Grade C narcotics wouldn't go amiss.

Good luck, BigNeil, it's pleasing to see you haven't got the swampers.

 

[AlexDP]

You're such an AW .

 

[bigneil]

This may seem hard to believe, but there's more than my AW'ing this time.

I found out about my move 2 weeks ago, and during that time I emotionally detached from her. Now, assuming she cares (and she will at least miss my spending money) I'll be dropping the bomb when I see her and tell her I'm moving. This is the process women go through when they realize they are relocating (to another c*ck). By the time the man gets the news, she's packed.

It will take her time to process it, which can't happen in real time, and she might get emotional. As men we can be sympathetic in this scenario since we're used to it. Women however have hardly ever really felt it.

My moves have taught me one thing: always end things in a way that leaves her willing to get on a plane or drive hundreds of miles to see you.

 

[AlexDP]

This may seem hard to believe, but there's more than my AW'ing this time.

I found out about my move 2 weeks ago, and during that time I emotionally detached from her. Now, assuming she cares (and she will at least miss my spending money) I'll be dropping the bomb when I see her and tell her I'm moving. This is the process women go through when they realize they are relocating (to another c*ck). By the time the man gets the news, she's packed.

It will take her time to process it, which can't happen in real time, and she might get emotional. As men we can be sympathetic in this scenario since we're used to it. Women however have hardly ever really felt it.

My moves have taught me one thing: always end things in a way that leaves her willing to get on a plane or drive hundreds of miles to see you.

She's a stripper. She won't get on a plane or drive hundreds of miles. She'll just blow some other guy.

 

[bigneil]

She's 20 AlexDP. She'll blow some other guy regardless.

That's a good idea about disappearing ScottMustaine. Since I must move, it gives me a chance to dump her in a way otherwise impossible for horny men. Getting dumped may be what it takes to get her on that plane. Her ego is the only thing that matters more than money.

The other night, after we did it she started confessing things in rag time (hence the term "f*ck their brains out"). She said "You KNOW our relationship has never been about money. You KNOW we have more than that." I said "I can never really know that with you". She said "Do you think I would have met your MOM??" It was interesting because that happened 7 months prior. By bridging that gap which included a 3 month breakup she was sounding serious. Then I told her "time to go" and she lingered in my kitchen for 30 minutes writing her first name with my last name in cursive over and over.

 

[Skalioppe]

She was just a fvck, nothing more, so I don't know why you are making a swan song out of this. She liked you as a father figure, which suggests she has deep rooted insecurities probably relating to family sh1t or she wants a sugar daddy with money.

The age gap is prohibitive for any serious relationship, surely you realise that, and if you even attempted one she'd be banging guys behind your back within a year - if she's not already - simply because she's still in her sexual prime years.

Bang her brains out and really push the kink boat out (you may as well seeing as you're off), then say to her afterwards "I'm having to move for work, and I realise there's no chance you'll come, so we may as well end it on a high." Then push her away. She'll be over you and sucking another guy's c0ck in about 2 weeks, bet any money on it.

 

[bigneil]

Yeah, I figure she was either thinking about identity theft or worse - marriage.

 

[bigneil]

The age gap is prohibitive for any serious relationship, surely you realise that.

I did think this, but the other night she says she wants to be married with children within 4 years, which would mean getting engaged very soon. I've known her for a year and she's gotten closer and closer to me. I wouldn't rule out her calling me when she is 23 and being all grown up.

Marrying her would be the most foolish thing any man could do but that's true about most women.

And of course she has a boyfriend her age, she's had only 2 boyfriends in her life, cataloged online in FB and Myspace since she was 17. I'd prefer that because if they don't have one boyfriend they are sleeping around. God knows I was never her boyfriend but I wouldn't exactly want to be them either (neither ever had a job, nor (obviously) her faithfulness).

 

[zekko]

This is the process women go through when they realize they are relocating (to another c*ck). By the time the man gets the news, she's packed.

That is certainly true.
I didn't know you moved around so much. It kind of explains why you waste your time with such low quality women who are so obviously only good for the short term.

My moves have taught me one thing: always end things in a way that leaves her willing to get on a plane or drive hundreds of miles to see you.

Why is this relevant? I don't really see the point unless you plan to return someday and pick up where you left off. I don't like Scott's disappearing idea because that just seems like a way to hurt her just because you can - a cheap ego boost. Of course, I could see your motivation if you feel like she's slighted you in some way.

 

[bigneil]

Well, if we do our job as a DJ we will have women willing to travel to see us (that always means they are considering moving to live with you).

She really has never slighted me in a year, which is why I don't consider her a low quality woman. IMO no 20 year old babe who is a sweetheart and who has sex with you can be low quality. Are playboy playmates low quality then? She's arguably one of the hardest women to seduce I've ever dated (outside the club, when she's straight), and if I can keep her happy I can make older women happy more easily. Dating a girl that young is like running with ankle weights.

It's just that if I had to move it seemed as though I might learn about her "learning to love through rejection" phenomenon, and since I wouldn't be responsible for rejecting her I wouldn't have to feel like I was trying to hurt her.