"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Reloaded: The Series... Negative Hits

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Hmm...that sounds like a good idea, in the meantime, I better get to work on the new post entitled, Reloaded: The Series... So to Speak
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My two cents:
this newer version of neghits are somewhat afcish.

they are pick-up lines with a pause.

example:

"when i saw your fac at a 20 degree angle over there i thought you were cute, and now that im right here........i was right."

she gets put in suspense for a second, but in the end she will realize that it a pathetic attempt to flatter her. if she does go for it, it is because she doesnt get anough attention lol.

similar line goes "in that white coat you look like a scientist. and i would love to be your natural selection (chessy grin. slap across face follows.)"
 

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I'm still working on this a bit, so bare with me... but it's still worked for me and others... whether it's considered to be a pick up line or a negative hit, is a debatable topic.
 

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If it's used on a girl you've already established a rapport with, then it wouldn't really be a pickup line.
 

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Due to the chance of this being deleted due to time, Matrix has requested me to bump this for it to stay in the High School bible. Thank you.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Due to the chance of this being deleted due to time, Matrix has requested me to bump this for it to stay in the High School bible. Thank you.
 

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im gonna try this...
too bad the dj bible has been unstickyed....
 

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Great idea, sounds very good.

You:When i first saw you i thought you have beautiful eyes
Pause(look deeply into her eyes)
And now i am sure of that.

When i first saw you hair gathered i thought it looked good
Pause
But now when it is unbound it lookes amazing.

First when i saw you i was sure you were [insert a famous model name her].
Pause
But now i am sure you look better.

And this is from someone else:

You have a great smile
Her:Thank you
But, i am sorry to tell you it is only the secound best smile i saw.
Her: (courious) Who has the best one
You:Me.
she smiles
you(smiling) But if you keep like this your will be no.1 in no time.
 
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