"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Religion over romance/relationships???

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This is such an obvious one. People who are SERIOUS about their religion also want a mate who shares their same religious conviction. Telling a suitor, hey Im a christian, wanting a xtian, is a wonderful filter that sifts out guys that don't fit what they are looking for. In my religion, marryin' someone who is not a christian is a big no NO.

It is just a way to qualify ppl and to end up with someone who shares their beliefs.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by Sazuki
The clouds turned black, the earth trembeled:

Sazuki looked up into the sky. He yelled: "HELLO??? Is anyone there???"

An all consuming voice appeared: SILENCE!!! I have a message for you!

You are the chosen one, you deserve to be the wealthiest man on earth!

Ah! Yes! Yes! I understand lord! I understand!

SILENCE!!! ... LISTEN CAREFULLY!

You will command the members of sosuave to empty their bank accounts, and send you their visa cards! This is your destiny, this is your right as the chosen one! If they refuse I will strike them down with lightning and set them ablaze!

Yes! Yes! Oh thou most benevolent one, you are so good for me! I... I will do what you ask oh holy deity, I will wait no longer! I will claim what is mine!

The earth become silent, the clouds turned white once again.

Hahaha! You heard it guys, I also accept mastercard, PM me for bank information, do comply or face the concequences!

Hahahahaha!
That was funny. I don't know if you were trying to send a hidden message (other than the obvious one) but it helped return me to seeing the humor of the situation.

It's not as if I was upset that a woman wouldn't date me because of my different view of religion (like I said earlier, most will go out with me assuming I have the same views). But when it comes down to it, it really helps me not to waste my time on them. I'm not the type that lives his life as a zealot extremist in religion, politics or whatever so it would be questionable if I involved myself with anyone else that would.

Check that, religion I can understand on some level because there has been extremist in that area for as long as history itself. But how about political stance? To me it seems as if the political parties in the US are becoming 'cult-ish' or rather extreme as if it were a religion in itself.

Does it fall into the theory that Easy Tiger posted earlier about it being a badge of honor which allows things to be inferred without saying it outright? Could it be something else?

***NOTE: No flames about political parties or religions please...

But therein brings me back to my original question.
 

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I will not make posts comparing America to the Taliban.
I will not make posts comparing America to the Taliban.
I will not make posts comparing America to the Taliban.
I will not make posts comparing America to the Taliban.
 
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Obviously there are people on the board completely unable to have a discussion along the framework Francisco created. This is not his fault, it is the fault of the petty and immature people who would degenerate a thread to further their own political beliefs and religious views. Because there are better things to do with the day then come back in here and delete such posts as they appear (which they inevitably will), the thread is closed. The first time they came about they were ignored in hopes that they would die down on their own, but with dietzco's diatribe likening America's policies to the Spanish Inquisition as well as numerous comparisons to the Taliban, it's obvious that people will pervert any subject to fit their needs. Sorry.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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