"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Relationships + Holidays

JohnChops

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Anyone else notice it.... I went on FaceBook for about 5 minutes and saw 4 different girls in a new relationship. Anyone else notice a huge influx of relationships around the holidays?

It makes sense, no one wants to be alone on the holidays, according to the media. But man, it is funny to see in real life situations that people actually buy that garbage.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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yes, I agree that there is some truth to this. People don't want to be alone at the holidays.

I also think many greedy women get with men around Christmas so they can have good gifts, and then dump them right after.
 

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logicallefty said:
yes, I agree that there is some truth to this. People don't want to be alone at the holidays.

I also think many greedy women get with men around Christmas so they can have good gifts, and then dump them right after.
Thats a pretty negative thought about women.... I somewhat have to agree though, there are girls out there like this.
 
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