"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Relationship ending because...

Thread starter Peaboto
Start date Sep 4, 2005

Mr. Cardio

Banned

Sep 5, 2005

Just a question...is she the dominant one in the relationship, like the one with most of the power? I dunno, it just seems like the attraction was leaving due to maybe some wuss behavior or submissive behavior on your part during the relationship, or, she could just be shyt testing you, but I dont think its a shyt test though.

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.