"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Relating Dogs to Women

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Ok, this may seem a bit odd at first, but it is a pretty good thought. Dogs have a sense of following the pack leader. If an owner shows pack leader skills, the dog will obey. This is the same with women. You see, the pack leader is the same as the alpha male. Both roles deal with leadership. With dogs, you need to stress that you lead, you should be the first in the house, in front of them during walks, only feed them when you feel they deserve it, and apply proper punishments. Now for the women. Women need to be led as well. You should always take the lead during any intimacy, be the first to suggest ideas, only show intimacy when you feel they have earned it, and ultimately, they should never be in control of your life. Just like dogs their are always others to spend your time with (although I think I'll keep the dogs I have :p ). So again this is just something I thought of, but maybe it will help someone out.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Nice, David DeAngelo even recommended people to read the book 'Dog Training' by Lew Burke for tips on handling girls.
 

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Plec07 said:
Nice, David DeAngelo even recommended people to read the book 'Dog Training' by Lew Burke for tips on handling girls.
isn't that dude's real name, eben pagan? i guess eben pagan isn't as sexy as david deangelo.
 

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sparky0000 said:
isn't that dude's real name, eben pagan? i guess eben pagan isn't as sexy as david deangelo.
Elena Pagan or Diana DeAngelo? which sounds hotter?
 

Plec07

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God knows his real name lol, I just read that somewhere. Never really looked into the dude very much.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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The problem is most women train you boys like little dogs, without the need to a book on dog training.
 
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