"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Reese Witherspoon marries a chump

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When refering to new husband Jim Toth

He said, 'I'm gonna show you every day what a good partner is, what a good person is. I'm going to take care of you. I'm gonna do this so much that you're gonna get used to it,'" the "Election" actress says. "I was like, 'What are you talking about?' I've never had anybody like that in my life."

I give it 12 months.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FairShake

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Smeh @ celebrity gossip.

Kinda lame sounding. However, if you guys ever want to have an LTR or marriage with someone you will have to say this kind of stuff at some point(s). Gaming them is different than an LTR. Chicks eat this kinda crap UP once you have hooked them.

Now, as for a divorce, the divorce rate is down quite a bit lately. Especially when the couple is affluent, White, in their 30s, professional, cohabitating, and previously married. They are the type of couple that usually works.

But seriously, Smeh @ celebrity gossip.
 

zekko

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I've got to agree the guy sounds a little too over the top with that mushy stuff. I've certainly never said anything like that to my girlfriend. She knows I care about her though.
 
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