"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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zekko

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I have a thing about girls with red hair. The thing is, how many girls do you see with red hair are actually natural redheads? Pretty darn few from what I can see. Wikipedia states only 1-2% of humans have red hair, slightly higher in the UK and surrounding area.

Red is a popular color for girls to dye their hair though, and I have no doubt it gets them some attention. Not so simple for us guys, is it?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Natural reds, ie. 'gingers', are ugly.

It means pale skin and freckles, almost always bad features. There are very few natural attractive gingers. The reason you dont see natural redheads are because they are mostly ugly and are kept behind locked doors.

Even the most famous and acclaimed gingers in UK are ugly from certain angles, eg. Florence from florence and the machine, and the girl from Girls Aloud. Florence has a nice ass but the face is pretty masculine up close.

However, a hot redhead is very kinky.
 

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I once knew a self-professed redneck in Georgia, who happened to be mayor of a town of about fifty people and also a brilliant stock trader, explain to another trader why he was yelling 'RCH!' in celebration of making a lot of money very quickly. He said that any veteran construction worker in the state of Georgia could tell you that RCH stood for Red Cvnt Hair, which of course was the finest of all cvnt hairs. So if something was very fine it was appropriate to yell "RCH!!!!"
 

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i have been lobbying my fiancee to dye her hair red for 2years no to no avail. i love redheads. love them love them love them.
 

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ha ha, reminds me of that line in: far & away:

"that's a piece of strawberry tart!"
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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zekko

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I have always thought the hottest girls were redheads, just because they are so rare. I know some redheads are not attractive, but they don't count.

Backbreaker, tell your fiance she is not doing enough to please you. Threaten to watch that Flannel Pajamas movie again :)
 

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Ease said:
Natural reds, ie. 'gingers', are ugly.

It means pale skin and freckles, almost always bad features. There are very few natural attractive gingers. The reason you dont see natural redheads are because they are mostly ugly and are kept behind locked doors.

Even the most famous and acclaimed gingers in UK are ugly from certain angles, eg. Florence from florence and the machine, and the girl from Girls Aloud. Florence has a nice ass but the face is pretty masculine up close.

However, a hot redhead is very kinky.
Florence is famous coz shes a good singer not coz shes hot
 

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Redheads are either very hot or very ugly... no middle for them.
 

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zekko said:
I have always thought the hottest girls were redheads, just because they are so rare. I know some redheads are not attractive, but they don't count.

Backbreaker, tell your fiance she is not doing enough to please you. Threaten to watch that Flannel Pajamas movie again :)
i don't think she'd make a good giner anyway, but i'm willing to give it a shot. red heads bring me to my knees.
 
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