Red Pill Reminder

[BlueAlpha1]

Men, as another February 14th approaches, remember to amp up your Alpha-isms as this despicable Hallmark holiday comes and goes. What does that mean?

DON'T DO THIS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uojoBHjZohI

Been seeing this ridiculous commercial on TV for the fourth straight year, and it really just goes to show the feminine imperative in all its glory. A fictitious holiday designed to line corporate pockets and further bloat attention wh0ring egos.

If you decide to hang out with your main girl on that day, go to the movies, make her pay her share, and give her a bag of skittles as her gift. See 50 Shades of Grey to get her in the mood and then take her back to her place to violate all her holes. Then, refuse to cuddle and leave for the night immediately with a devilish grin.

I hope you all heed this warning not to make fools of yourselves this year. It's going to spare this board a lot of "Had it this V-Day! What went wrong!?" threads later.

Godspeed!

 

[Comatozed]

My main plate asked if I wanted to go see 50 Shades, I said LOL no cos I don't.

Mistake?

She then said I've missed out on garaunteed sex. So I said smd and continued to act like an arsehole.

It's easy when you don't care.

 

[Dhoulmagus]

My gf wants to see 50 shades of grey, but Id rather do that than blow 50 plus bucks on some restaurant.